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R. Eric VanNewkirk

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"What if the way the lost map works is by going to a special location with a map-finding object!" "You mean like in Raiders of the Lost Ark?" "No! This will be a serrated knife blade!" "A knife blade... in a universe where the iconic gadget is a laser sword." 1/2

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In TFA Poe says it’s a map that “will take us straight to Luke Skywalker” and I wanted to shout “THAT IS NOT HOW MAPS WORK”.

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"And you stand on a cliff and match the edge to a shape on the horizon!" "So this doesn't work if you're tall. Or short. Or standing 3' to the left." "And the shape is the ruin of the Death Star in the ocean of Endor!" "You mean it's collapsing. Into the waves... I'm gonna need to drink." 2/2

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