"I never thought leopards would eat MY face," sobs former prime minister who led the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
Ex-Prime Minister Boris Johnson fell foul of the voter ID rules introduced when he was in Downing Street when he tried to cast his ballot in the local elections in South Oxfordshire
17 replies · 169 reposts · 766 likes
I’m a lot more angry at the Tory MP who lost his ID and then had to get an emergency proxy, then blamed it on dyspraxia when people mocked him. He was *so close* to getting the point.
0 replies · 0 reposts · 2 likes
It's not just that he led the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party, the provision requiring photo ID was his inclusion to the law. "I never thought leopards would eat my face when I was arranging for the leopards to be bought, and organising having them shipped into my borough."
0 replies · 0 reposts · 3 likes
Or: ‚great opportunity to get a mention on social and the newspapers. Let’s go without ID’
0 replies · 0 reposts · 4 likes
Oh, we can GIF now! (ALT: Clip is cartoon character Jerry Mouse, laughing and pointing)
ALT: Sandeepkvk18 GIF
0 replies · 0 reposts · 1 likes
I'd guess that the staff at the polling station would have known that he was on their list. I'd also guess they were having a good laugh earlier in the day discussing who would get the fun of telling him if he turns up with iffy ID.
0 replies · 0 reposts · 2 likes
Couldn't he have spoken Ancient Greek at the poll workers? They'd let him in, surely
0 replies · 0 reposts · 7 likes
Imagining him turning up at the polling station "don't you know who I am?" "Yes, and we don't care. Papers please"
1 replies · 0 reposts · 8 likes
Loving the schadenfreude as much as anyone, and also idly wondering who the source is for this story because I’m not sure that polling office staff are allowed to come out and blab about individual voters
1 replies · 0 reposts · 12 likes
