The Mall Krampus @themallkrampus.bsky.social

“I would never taste of the succulent, forbidden delights of Long Pig, prepared lovingly over palm flames on a sandbar, nor would I videotape myself partaking of those sweet, flavorsome meats on my yacht. Especially not that, & certainly not enough to have a wall of VHS tapes along those lines.”

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