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Tiffany (parentheses overuser)

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Bro, if your wedding is the biggest moment in your life, you should go ahead and file for divorce now. A wedding is a party. The couple gets to choose how they celebrate. You can choose something else for your "big” moment, but spare a second for the marriage itself, which is what actually matters.

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The first dance at my wedding was peanut butter jelly time

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