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Highway to the Ranger Zone

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I have never dueled because I refuse to take up arms against my fellow workers

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For sale: wife shoes, never worn. Seriously she has so many fucking shoes she just keeps buying them because "omg they're so cute and on sale" and she doesn't even take them out of the box I just want one goddamn shelf in the closet to myself

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italian is not a valid ancestry to choose from

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balls full of microplastic bf, pussy full of lead gf

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Look I love pineapple on pizza and far be it from me to yuck anyone's yum but pineapple and olive is just

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Butlerian Jihad when

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Be kind, Sands of Time

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Aw, I wanted a peanut

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Axel to axel

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I have never been more confident in my decision to quit drinking lol

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Today's discourse is already very normal and cool

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Anything is a magic wand if you're brave enough

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I didn't want to be vindicated by history, I want to be left behind. I want to be lambasted for being a bigot because my granddaughter's boyfriend is slug-kin and I brined the turkey for Thanksgiving and it triggers his halophobia and I kick him out shouting NOT IN MY HOUSE WILL FOOD GO UNSEASONED

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Then you remember that you needed to buy smithing stones so it's back over to the twins anyway

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Current mood

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Just a little freedom to start your fourth of July

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Write a new, really long verse to We Didn't Start the Fire

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I feel like memorizing 2,000 or so factoids is highly doable, be the change lol

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Today's discourse is already very normal and cool

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Yes I know zippers weren't invented yet, shut up

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*narrows eyes, reaches for zipper*

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what the fuck is problem with toddlers who won't shut the fuck up and just eat the goddamn food that you know they're going to love because it's goddamn mashed sweet potatoes with loads of butter and cream jfc kid literally just put a goddamn speck of it in your fucking scream hole christ

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TIL I'm a woman from Tattooine

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Ey gurl, want some of *this* death stick

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IIRC the Jedi aren't required to be celibate, they're just not allowed to form attachments. I think it's implied somewhere that Kenobi does, just a metric shitload of fucking, but in the form of brothels/ONS

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This guy is unimpressed with your platform

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"Laptop does not go up" though ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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I think it's because I hate electric stoves

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I think some young child had a learning experience last weekend lol

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I'm noticing a significant increase in my "throw all my electronics into the ocean and go live in the woods" urges which usually isn't a sign that things are going great

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Nowhere in the Constitution does it say a dog can't be president

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I didn't love it at first but it grew on me

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I, for one, welcome our new AROOOOOOOOO

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One semi-depressing wrinkle in this is that some of them are named after employer corporations. I have a Chad [Flood Repair Service] in my phone now and a John [ISP]

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The illegitimate love child of Archer and Wodehouse

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okay but real talk the new guy is underrated

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On a post about "sweet potato gnocchi in brown butter and sage sauce" this is a blockable offense, apparently ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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my brother in escoffier that is from trader joes

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The Myth of Willyphus

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Constantly but also if you know what's wrong with me please tell me

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No tears please

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The chain Mellow Mushroom has a pizza with garlic aioli on it which... isn't as bad as it sounds when it's fresh. Leftovers are terrible though

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brb dipping my pizza in pineapple salsa

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Okay so who seriously deployed `throw new NotImplementedException();`

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Welcome lol

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We tried, they immediately separated into Helvetica vs Verdana camps and destroyed themselves

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But it's been ~50% of my feed for like a week. I'm not in any of these discords that keep getting posted so I have no context. But today I'm seeing a bunch of apologies and some big accounts seem to have disappeared?

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