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Break bread until there's nothing left. Pizza party on legs. Communist. He/him. Find me on discord, I'm just as dumb there.

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It's such bullshit that I can't just get one taste of every ice cream I see

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Maybe the only thing to be proud of America for is inventing the club sandwich

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Whatever you do, don't think about how this record now is as old as most of the classic rock was on classic rock radio when you were a kid

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One of the most painful things you can experience is watching someone listen to music that you know a better version of, but you can't tell them, because they're so proud of finding what they found

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More like #HeadsUpAss nah nah jk jk

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morning post

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CUM! It's pornotime to the Go Off Kings Social Media and Youtube!And here its, the Post of the Day!Dumping backward to the night post? Later in tonight? #Westaytuned. Tooned, that is. Like Bron "big" Bunny. He'scumstomer. The current do = 105153AM Central. Cum! get your gaming brookie 🫦🫦 tWiTcH

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Now of days, people can forget how life affirming it can be to yell/sing yourself hoarse in the car while listening to stupid pop punk. And I find that very sad.

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Is it juicing it if I just happen to listen to it like 40 times today because I just can't stop myself?

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JF worked so hard on this! Tell him great job, ignore the issue with the capture winder

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Love when I get so anxious that I feel on the inside how people on Dr. Katz look on the outside

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I was completely convinced that there wasn’t a side one track one better than this. I’m still pretty certain though

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Every couple days I’ll see someone so convinced they are saying something worthwhile, and be so incorrect and all it really tells me is that I made the right choice to be dumb online

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Still thinking about a timeline where Rally's/Checkers was more popular than Burger King, and instead of the Impossible Whopper, we ended up with the Impossible Buford

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Unfortunately you have the right ones and should yell them loudly for everyone to hear

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You’re actually onto something?! I’d say your cooking but… it seems too obvious

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Oh this is embarrassing, I think you meant to type yoda. But, still very cool!

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Damn you’d think people would have given up the whole “We know that Hamas is bad too” shit by now. Why would you give these fucking psychos an inch, either rhetorically or militarily?

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Biggest dumbass you've ever talked to in your life: Friedrich Nietzsche is my favorite philosopher

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