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a laxative in every cookie
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idc that you identify as a dog we have groomers for a reason now get in the fucking shower
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happiness is a flickering pilot light that dances in plain view
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a laxative in every cookie
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idc that you identify as a dog we have groomers for a reason now get in the fucking shower
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a laxative in every cookie
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twinkhons are like onions
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nobody gets between me and my bidet
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me: my fucking bitch of a chungal groypette wife wont stop singing her beautiful siren song and i have been left with no choice but to stan therapist: my honest reaction to that ?? i think god should kill you
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an archaeologist brushing off a plaque engraved “son dance” and letting out a disconcerted groan before deciding it’s time to actually follow through with the ideation
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i can see them evolving in real time . the ingenuity of the human race is truly such a magnificent thing to behold ,
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i was born to do be on dog painkillers
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this is exactly what it feels like to fall asleep on tramadol
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fuck my gay ass fungal life
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how my asshole Feel on dog painkillers
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do you think allah gets the ick from all the love bombing
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peered into the chick fil a kitchen and they were straight up just executing birds with pistols
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this dog tramadol goes awf oh my god
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homosexuality reversal procedure was a success
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gay dudes will have orgies like a katamari ball picking up everything in their path leaving behind a wake of death and destruction the likes of which most humans have never seen
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*fucks on u leftistly*
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listing schizophrenic as a language i speak on my resume
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@dyke.bsky.social
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replying to someone's selfie "that septum piercing is so you"
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a laxative in every cookie
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thanking the gender neutral bartender for serving me a drink that made me forget the entire night
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first i park my car . then i spend the next several minutes killing everyone around me
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went to remove the mask from chappell roans face only to reveal a fully functional muscular and circulatory system
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mister too damn boot scootin
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nothing gets between me and my cheeseburger
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you’re not a real skater unless you 360 pop shove it to reverse cowgirl with your homies ✨
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mc ride performed the eulogy at my neighbors wife’s cucks wedding
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nothing wrong with brutally and mercilessly ripping apart and murdering a family for an arbys sandwich
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the father of my children still tryna text me
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fuck it. i’m putting ice cubes in my ass
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where is my otherkin soulmate
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glue
@delightedbutdying.bsky.social
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I miss having loaded handguns around when I'm drinking
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getting a tattoo that says i love gaslighting right above my pussy
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went to give a guy a handjob and i accidentally ripped the skin clean off first try
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local priest just shadow banned me for being gay
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pull up , nod off at the after parrrrrttty
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i’m a dead beat cousin i hate family reunions
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emitting the silent hill 2 siren noise when he enters me
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feet guys be like we can go toe for toe
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killing twinks
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real eccentric ghost sulking in the hall type
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pacing , big plume dresses, writing poetry while staring out a window and self immolating when a peasant walks by
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trash for some , pussy for others
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@2femcel2furious.bsky.social
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idk who needs to hear this but you can just have aids
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explaining to my doctor that it's a beautiful cosmic occurrence that she's my doctor. that this life is cosmically beautiful. explaining that i don't want to start seroquel
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oh man lmfao
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been a while since i’ve been roofied honestly needed this
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the shape of your body is elmer’s glue
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i went to the gay bar on trans night and was crucified on a cross erected from the bones of fallen metrosexuals and given vinegar on a sponge for the blasphemous act of bathing regularly
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