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Do you know where your robot is? Do you know how many children it has?

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Brave as my ancestor Lief.

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I always assumed if a group wanted to overthrow US it would take some level of intelligence and skill. Instead it's just fucking dumb through and through.

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Vivent les freedom fries

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From: Don't be Evil To: Let's Break Reality is kind of an impressive progression in its own way

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May he lose so we can have a full news cycle of using the word defenestrated.

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Checkers mate, libs

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It's good to be the king.

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Both sides. Ok maybe a flat earther.

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Just feeling bad for the weasel

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No way we're getting through this election without violence, no matter who wins.

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First thing that came to mind when I read that was Silence of the Lambs

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Lifestyles of the Weird and Lecherous

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When you've barbecued dogs and shagged your kids' babysitter, you have to constantly brace for impact.

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The real War on Christmas

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STEPHEN K BANNON (AKA CHARLES BUKOWSKI) Shirt status: 1 only, color orange

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Have you been chatting with my parents

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MOM THEY'RE TEASING ME

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Romney: how you like me now huh

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Babysitters, a Kennedy family tradition.

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I ain't hirin' no rookie

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A republic, if you can keep it when the orange hair weave conman rapist shows up.

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@tedcruz 50% off hotel rooms in CancĂșn this weekend

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Goldfinger style in a vat of his own orange spray-tan.

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I like that he's gone back to his roots and ended up in his own little 5x10 Biosphere.

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Gut biome need porn now

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How about: Section 4: prior sections and the 14th ammendment are freakin' self-executing godammit

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Woah Duxbury goes Fuxbury, the yacht club must be shitting itself.

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3rd disaster in Ruidoso in the last 20 years.

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Might as well be Bart Simpson versus the Tasmanian Devil, those polls would look the same.

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I wish they put moons on those things. I calculate my sobriety in moons, so when someone asks me how long it's been I just say "many moons".

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I can't find the Manningcast WTF

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What about Stormy?

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At any rate that's the poop bag receptacle, in the truck bed.

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Is there an oversized pickup truck with a huge American flag in the parking lot

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Plus easy and loud to drop.

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Someone has to ante up the cringe.

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I'll be carefully observing Bluesky live-skeeting joke quality. It's an important step in the growth of a social media platform.

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How many of the 65 were naming post offices

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Bug suspected. Literally a bug.

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Now that we've put most of the locals out of business we can afford to close a bunch of stores.

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Top content from Top Contributorℱ

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Kudos for the headline. NYT would have said "slightly festering orifice".

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Don't laugh I'm getting you better cellphone reception.

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The irony of a pharma family not understanding how to do time-release bribes.

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Rookies. Learn how to bribe properly.

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Just the fact that they have to set up a mute button because he acts like a toddler having a fit is insanely disqualifying.

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Ronny Jackson is on the debate prep

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Marketing genius calls Milwaukee a shithole and wonders why no one wants to come to his convention.

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Ah, to be a minor market Fox isn't interested in.

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