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Me: “Hello, I’m here for my interview at IKEA.” Interviewer: “Come on in! Make a seat!”

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I Slapped SCOTUS & Ouiser Boudreaux 😷💉's avatar I Slapped SCOTUS & Ouiser Boudreaux 😷💉 @nwayne66.bsky.social
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😂😂😂

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Joseph Halden's avatar Joseph Halden @josephhalden.bsky.social
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Interviewer: "How would you solve this problem?" Me: *draws a sequence of cartoons* Interviewer: "You're hired."

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Joseph Halden's avatar Joseph Halden @josephhalden.bsky.social
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"What's YOHR greatest strength?" "The Allen Key."

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Silence Dogood's avatar Silence Dogood @jonstackpool.bsky.social
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When is an uplighter NOT an uplighter?

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Patrick Denny's avatar Patrick Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social
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Make yourself a Kümfor Table

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Maybe Jeff Callsem's avatar Maybe Jeff Callsem @jeffemeral.bsky.social
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Me: What synthetic material would IKEA prefer I upholster this in? Interviewer: Suedeish

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Bret the beer snob 🍻's avatar Bret the beer snob 🍻 @bigbeersnob.bsky.social
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OK, I'm done. What do you want me to do with all these extra parts?

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🔞Neph, Changeling Fucker Surpreme's avatar 🔞Neph, Changeling Fucker Surpreme @nephrastar.bsky.social
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You say this but there do exist job positions in IKEA where that's basically your job lol

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