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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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āEh, letās check in on RFK Jrā RFK Jr:
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Feral essayist. Genderclear. They/Thembo. Instructor/Professor: @MorganStateU Words: @MarieClaire_sa @Guardian @The_Rumpus @VICE etc.š
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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āEh, letās check in on RFK Jrā RFK Jr:
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
@abbyhiggs.bsky.social
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How I introduce myself in an icebreaker session
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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Take my dyke ass money already
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rifka the unhinged fat activist
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Not now sweetie, mommy is raging against the dying of the light
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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My 5-year-old niece just came down and asked me to help her find a book before bed. I just sent her back upstairs with The Audubon Field Guide to North American Mushrooms
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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So, my grandmaās funeral was today. I was bawling when a gnat flew straight up into my nose and got caught there. People were handing me tons of tissues because I WAS crying, but I was also intentionally blowing snot rockets hard to get it out and, TBH, grandma wouldāve LOLād
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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Me: I have an extreme fear of 90s music Therapist: How bizarre
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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Get it, Dame Maggie
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The Ugly Machine
@theuglymachine.bsky.social
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Behold, the Cool S Sword.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
@abbyhiggs.bsky.social
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My neighbors are listening to some great music, whether they like it or not
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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not just anyone can be cremated. you have to urn it
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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Thank ya kindly!
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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Oops, I accidentally match the couch today
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Jessieš
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coming out š³ļøāš
#art
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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*me, showing up in my grandmaās hospital room this morning after her heart attack yesterday* My grandma: you look like shit
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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Girl, itās Pride month
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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Iām so dumb it took me a fortnight to read āTwelfth Nightā
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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Remember to set your clocks to gay tonight
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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Anyone else allergic to gluten gleeten glouten globen
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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Plants are like āIāll have a light lunch.ā
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
@abbyhiggs.bsky.social
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Hello, pollen, my old friend Youāve come to clog my head again
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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Doctor: Hello. Thanks for being patient Me: Hello. Thanks for being doctor
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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All Iām saying is that Iām closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
@abbyhiggs.bsky.social
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Dennyās sun, IHOP moon, Waffle House rising
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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[to the tune of Eleanor Rigby] RFK Jr. Conspiracy theorist seeking his first White House term Has a brain worm
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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One day for mom, one day for dad, a week for sharks. As it should be.
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC
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RFK is the only candidate who believes in lobal worming
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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TURN AROUND
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
@abbyhiggs.bsky.social
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Doctor: You have Tom Jones Syndrome Me: Is that common? Doctor: Itās not unusual
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RM
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It takes an entire village to raise a Godzilla but only 1 Godzilla to raze an entire village.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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Wait we can post gifs now???
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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*me, rearranging my spice rack alphabetically* Ok, what comes after thyme? Cyndi Lauper: thyme
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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I wouldnāt tell anyone Iād won the lottery, but there would be signsā¦
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Jay
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McDonald's: here's a room temperature McMuffin with the cheese half slid off Me, completely broken: thank you I'm lovin it
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Bethany Albertson
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Students chanting "There is no riot here. Why are you in riot gear?" Good question.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
@abbyhiggs.bsky.social
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A dating app for people falling apart called Crumble
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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*me, looking for someone to have breakfast with* wanna be friends with benedicts?
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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*John Lennon voice* Imagine thereās no dragons
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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Are you tell me this summer nightās dream is mid????
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dan mentos
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happy earth day! fuck off mars, you piece of shit!!!
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
@abbyhiggs.bsky.social
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Put on your SLUGGS, weāre goin out
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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*Me on a first date* centaurs have two rib cages
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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Me: āHello, Iām here for my interview at IKEA.ā Interviewer: āCome on in! Make a seat!ā
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Brett "Solidarity 2024" Banditelli
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I love that we live in the same world as these adorable murder birds š¦
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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Iāve shenanned beforeā¦ and Iāll shenanigan
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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Not me setting off the neighborās smoke alarm
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
@abbyhiggs.bsky.social
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you know heād do this shit tooā
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I'm Maxxxine-maxxing. I'm Ti pilled.
@crabitha.slutmo.de
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Would a depressed person buy this
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
@abbyhiggs.bsky.social
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āYouāre great in bed.ā ā me, talking to my breakfast
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