Vertically-challenged gaymer who moonlights as a peddler of cardboard, a writer, and a game developer.
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Both are not excusive of one another. I wouldn't say Labour had an absolutely amazing night, but I would argue they performed better than they did in 2019 all the same, a result that was enough to get them a massive majority in the House of Commons when paired with the Conservatives imploding.
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Labour came away with a greater share of the total vote than they did in 2019 (but less than in 2017). Calling their performance here, in an election with lower total turnout than 2019 had, "worse" feels dishonest.
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while the UK elections and the blowout there is Important me posting Cat on #FCF is more important
look it's an imperative and Sam exemplifies Flat
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I think I might actually have that style of jock myself
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let's make it fun for #ThowbackThursday
one day back in July of 2022 as I was leaving Target a lady came up to me and asked "hey, where'd you get your Buffs"
(I wear a lot of #Survivor Buffs)
anyway here's me with the nice lady: Sandra Diaz-Twine (and her daughter Nina)
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sue the arm for homophobia
will it do anything
probably not
but why not tbh
(I hope it's doing better)
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who cares if you look masc
just go in and be firm with them
if they try to sell you something like a floorboard demagnetization tell them "no"
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in occasional #gamedev updates I'm to about the halfway point on my New Game (and am playtesting it to make sure it works)
estimated completion: maybe this year sometime idk
also if y'all wanted proof that I'm crazy here you go I guess
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In the one state Reagan didn't get electoral votes from, Minnesota, he was roughly 0.25% away from winning the state, and this is with the Democratic Party's nominee being from Minnesota.
He was nowhere near winning in DC, so it wouldn't have been a sweep.
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I recall that the one World Cup game from 2014 when Germany obliterated Brazil had a similar treatment on PornHub (though never got the screenshots)
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it's the principle of the matter
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you know what they say: you can't spell "legendary" without "leg"
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look sometimes it's just fun to go off of vibes
like how that package of Tim Tams speaks to you and you in particular
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it's just Cream and she's accompanied by a bowtie-wearing Chao named Cheese
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there's a comment about putting the "leg" back in "legendary" and some such
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aw heck yeah it's #FCF and y'all know what that means
it's time for your boy to post Cat on main
they may even be Flat like omg
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I was going to say "the HM01 tattoo" but that's not visible here so I suppose I'll pick somewhere else
(also I am curious about the tattoo because it feels like a very specific and interesting bit of ink)
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eschew thoughts
embrace thot
(that's how this works right)
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I feel like at some point you just need to ask someone else to take them
I suck at Speedo pics myself (though the last ones I took on a beach were 8 years ago)
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it's getting to the point in the summer where that is as much clothes as I am keen on wearing myself tbh
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fun fact: this was the only Bonsly card ever released in the Pokémon TCG until last year
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I appreciate how a level name from a game that's nearly 30 years old has stuck around as verbiage
I also quite appreciate the view
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looks successful to me
the classics are sometimes overrated tbh and fluorescent pink is more fun anyways
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I actually saw them live in 2012 and while they're nowhere near their zenith in the 2000s/early 2010s they're still around making music
(they released their last album in 2019 and have some material coming this year)
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I was sitting at my computer and my cat got up on my bed to start screaming at me
cut to now and the sweet little angel has been sleeping like this for the last hour or so
she is good at this and I am easy or something
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nine years ago I spent a summer in Germany
I was in old East Germany which made it awkward with my last name at times
(it's phonetically similar to the last name of the longtime GDR dictator)
anyway here are Germany photos because what else goes here
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it might well be at this point
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this reminds me of when other people wear my hats
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the aubergine really pops here
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While the Dragon Quest maxima are all very high, I feel like those are very rarely experienced on an "average" playthrough (whatever that means), and a lot of the late-game numbers are in the hundreds to maybe low thousands. Definitely lower than "normal RPG values", but higher than Paper Mario.
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I think Dragon Quest is good about keeping numbers low-ish and meaningful...not quite Paper Mario levels, but having played them vs. other games, the numbers are definitely markedly lower.
Fire Emblem also has low-ish numbers and simple calculations, which stands out among SRPGs.
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I never had a formal allowance as a kid, honestly. I think it was more of a "as long as it's reasonable and not excessive, it's fine" deal with my mother and father.
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when one harvests a sufficient number of jalapeño peppers what is a better use of them than poppers
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snek
snek
sneeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
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for today's #FCF please enjoy Sam and how he is a Cat at the apex of Flat
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it is that time it turns out
my tomatoes are entering the "prepare to be inundated mortal" part of the season
yes these all came from my garden over the last 3 days
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it looks like a nice and complementary color to your current ensemble
I say yes
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what is even an appropriately commemorative post for one reaching 666 skeets on Bluesky
who even knows
let's settle for something combining two interests of mine: Pokémon and the TV show Survivor because why not
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mental stability is overrated tbh
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it's the time of year where I start getting stuff from my garden
I was vvery pleased with this jalapeño pepper
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idk man it sounds like homophobia at work
(also the picture is very lovely)
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it can be a lot of fun to see how language adjusts and adapts to new things it needs to describe
"cow-oil-fruit" is a lot cooler a name than the avocado usually gets
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the composition of this picture is delightful (as is what's being pictured)
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It might be fun to re-visit the game after over a decade (for me, at least; I played WotL), though I do wonder if they're going to do any rebalancing of some of the game's more interesting things.
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it's #FCF again and so why not just skip to the Cat that is Flat
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there's probably a League of Legends reference to be made (and to its resident art twink mage, Hwei) but I am lazy
I am curious as to how they'll implement Pictomancer given that there's really only been one in the series before it (30-ish years ago)
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quake mortals
you face the dragon of legend
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hi
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sounds flawless to me
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omg so many Goomy
the ideal Pokémon GO collection right there tbh
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