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Adam Jacobi@adamj.bsky.social |
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Adam Jacobi
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Proud to announce my first holiday romance novel. It's about a 6'11" college basketball star who goes home over break, only to fall in love with a Bavarian Christmas demon. It's called "Big Man on Krampus."
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Adam Jacobi
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Chicago dogs >>>>>
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Adam Jacobi
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All due respect to Ozempic but in my day, if you wanted to lose 20% of your body weight, you did the honorable thing and hacked your leg off.
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Adam Jacobi
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PM. Sun's on the way down. Science 101.
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Adam Jacobi
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This guy's first spring clean for the mayqueen rodeo
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Adam Jacobi
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"Ain't nothing in the Magna Carta that says a dog can't rule."
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Russ Bengtson
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how is 'jaws' not on a single cable channel right now, america is so washed
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Adam Jacobi
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DON'T.
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Adam Jacobi
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPvK...
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Adam Jacobi
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Missouri outlawed fruit in 2017
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Jordan
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they still get snacks after this at least
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Adam Jacobi
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As long as the USMNT tried hard and had fun out there, that's what matters.
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fatsteverogers (do whatever nothing matters anymore)
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Ledecky has lost the 800fr precisely once since 2010. That happened earlier this year to a 17 yr old Canadian, whose performance qualified as the 17th fastest ever (seven seconds slower than WR). Of the top 30 fastest ever, the other 29 are owned by Katie.
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Adam Jacobi
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I *think* Wilt's singular talents would be as obvious to a first-timer as, say, Biles or Tiger.
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Adam Jacobi
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I've never listened to that bastard and he knows why.
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Adam Jacobi
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I almost included her myself, because come on
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Adam Jacobi
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FWIW I don't think it has to be a race at all. Like Wilt Chamberlain merits inclusion.
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Adam Jacobi
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Tyson WAS the first heavyweight boxer I ever watched, and uh yeah, that tracks. Imagine if your first was Muhammad Ali.
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Timothy Burke
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Two of the possibilities are ones that I basically experienced in your context: Mike Tyson and Wayne Gretzky. Others I'd say include Usain Bolt, Tiger Woods...Secretariat.
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Adam Jacobi
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There's like five dudes in baseball that you could make a great case for, I think: Babe, Bonds, Unit, Rickey and MAYBE Ohtani. Tempted to include Koufax but Feller was already throwing triple-digit gas by then.
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Adam Jacobi
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Yeah he's in the highest echelon
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Adam Jacobi
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Oh, Ledecky's a great shout, I hadn't considered her.
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Athens Grease
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since I suspect a first-time viewer wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between gymnastic performances (or maybe that’s just me lol), I think Katie Ledecky might be even more extreme than Biles. she would win every race she entered by a huge margin and set a world record while doing it
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Adam Jacobi
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Gyro quesadilla?
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Adam Jacobi
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What athlete, in their prime, would set the most unrealistic expectations for their sport if they were the first one you ever watched? It's gotta be Simone Biles, right?
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Adam Jacobi
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So is "Ayo" really an acronym for "Al Yankovic Officialfanclubpresident"?
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Adam Jacobi
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In Hamburg, they just call them "ers."
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Adam Jacobi
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It's plenty hard in an oligarchy.
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Adam Jacobi
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I want the author jailed
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Adam Jacobi
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Tough news for the kid, lousy dining halls build character 😂
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Adam Jacobi
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Can't even pare my VBWA votes down to three off of one question, much less one season.
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📍You Are Here
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It's like a rule or something. You have to take pics of snoozles.
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Jacob Pomrenke
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So, so many sleeping photos. On every conceivable surface and in every position.
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Adam Jacobi
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Shout out to everyone whose photo albums are mostly just their pet(s) sleeping
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Adam Jacobi
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I'd say a few words about Chomsky, but I didn't Noam.
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Adam Jacobi
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The similarity is a bit XS-ive.
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Adam Jacobi
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Is he okay
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Adam Jacobi
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Please pack your knives and emergency shorts and go.
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Adam Jacobi
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That's why you'll be back agaiiiiiin.
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Adam Jacobi
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I think this makes Liz Warren the T-Wolves? Bernie's more Nuggets. I too will not answer questions about this.
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Adam Jacobi
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Some people may be surprised to hear that as a sitting senator, the court cannot order him to pay damages. 🎵 Can't fine a Fetterman 🎶
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Adam Jacobi
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Torn my medial retinaculum dozens of times, but never allowed dislocation of my posterior tibialis tendon. Guess I'm just built different.
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Adam Jacobi
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The next productive Caitlin Clark discussion I see will be the first. Jesus jump-shooting Christ this is a nightmare.
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Adam Jacobi
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"I wouldn't have made it this obvious." - H.P. Lovecraft
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Adam Jacobi
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INCEL CAMINO.
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Adam Jacobi
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"It's Alexy Shved time" - Alexy Shved
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Adam Jacobi
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Disgusting what's happened to this country
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Adam Jacobi
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Oh, so felonies are illegal now?
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Adam Jacobi
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It's really, really good basketball.
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