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KOOL AID MAN SOCKS
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Clinical research, baseball, and booze nerd living in Philly. My views are not my own. They are yours. You have my views now. Sorry. (he/him)
Discord: flatplutosociety
Avatar: a portrait of me by Tauhid Baudia, creator of Crabgrass comics (crabgrass.fun)
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Flat Pluto Society
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KOOL AID MAN SOCKS
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Mariners fans plan a January 6th style insurrection at John Stanton's house any time the Ms lose two games in a row.
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Okay, well that gets Edmonton on the scoreboard, at least!
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...at what?
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Sounds like he's also mad that he hasn't accomplished what I have by posting (being extremely annoying).
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Did you point out to him that if anything, Catholics should be more discriminated against?
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What's most important to me is just not financially supporting shitty (morally, I mean) artists. Like, buying Harry Potter books puts money in the pocket of a person who is currently, actively evil. But buy all the Dune books you want, because that homophobic dipshit is dead.
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If a writer creates works that include sexual assault, I don't automatically assume that they're a sex pest in real life, but it sure does make it less surprising when it all too frequently ends up being the case.
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We are a VERY normal city.
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I'm watching on MLB TV in Philly, and every single commercial break for the last week has had a mayonnaise commercial with Jason Alexander (weird choice) and a Spanish dubbed ad with those CGI bears that talk about their dirty butts.
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"And three rings were gifted to the autistics, who would never wear them but will spend six hours explaining the ring forging process to you."
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Everyone's favorite interstellar sex trafficking episode!
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When I was working on the Paxlovid clinical trials, I read a patient statement that said "It tastes like I'm chewing on a fucking battery."
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Ginmaxing yesss, you are speaking my language.
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I will not accept my L until I have been sufficiently ratioed.
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Try to work on that in ways that don't involve being unnecessarily rude to strangers.
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This is a weirdly combative comment. What is wrong with you?
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COVID uses he/him pronouns, I can't believe we're out here misgendering pandemics.
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After all, what is the human brain if not a Goatse pattern recognition engine?
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This guy doesn't even look British to me. He looks like a car salesman from Western Pennsylvania who's on his way to his 25th high school class reunion.
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Call your doctor. Paxlovid is super commonly prescribed and not really all that heavily scrutinized, so they may be willing to just give you a scrip without an appointment. Tell your doc that symptoms started just before you took the test, because onset time is important for some insurance plans
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These British cowards could do a split screen with 192 cats, but they lack the moral constitution to do so.
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Peed on the god damn couch AGAIN.
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The ocean missed an opportunity to come out during pride month, but better late than never, I guess.
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That doesn't sound right. I'm pretty sure two of the sins are eat hot chip and lie.
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That was actually the working title of the movie before they wimped out.
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Cal for sure should. Obviously Adley should be the starter, but Cal's had a great season in all aspects other than average.
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I don't know, I think making Superman a scowling, joyless dipshit was a pretty original idea.
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Eating the cost of keeping the office open for one person on a holiday to own the foreigner is peak America.
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When I die, I want to donate my body to science (McDonald's test kitchen)
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If you see this post a photo without explanation
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I personally enjoy fireworks (even amateur ones), but they're a net negative for a million reasons, and "I think big booms are cool" probably isn't a very good reason for them to be allowed.
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Chani is very unhappy about this turn of events.
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Nah, brain worm is still the one. It's the funniest one on its own merits, but the added irony of the fact that he actually had a *legitimate* reason to take ivermectin is just perfect comedy.
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The media just assumes that everyone in Arizona is an undecided voter, and therefore The Most Important.
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@trans.bsky.social Inspiring to see that Safeway continues to sell asexual pride merch even after the end of June.
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Since he's a coward who refuses to post under his real name, I will dox him. His real name is Rancher Wednesday.
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I read this three times before I realized it doesn't say "crisp autism leaves."
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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social stats
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Yeah, he had made a bunch of horny comments about that big swatch of leaked celebrity nudes from like ten years ago or so.
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"The most obfuscated hair"
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brb, opening an Etsy store that sells only one very specific item.
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That's not even a fetish. That's just now normal, everyday sex works. ...isn't it?
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No rain! No humidity! No runs!
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Typical neolib, supporting Northrup Grumman's "aerodynamic hypersonic pussy" program, which is already a trillion dollars over budget.
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Very rude of Satan to not respect my CBT safe word.
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There are very few instances where I don't hate them. When it's a company that's iconically associated with a city (Heinz in Pittsburgh, Ford in Detroit, Coors in Denver, etc), it feels fine. But names like Globe Life and Guaranteed Rate? Fuck all the way off.
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Frantically googling methods of self-lobotimization
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Deleting my Bsky account and communicating with the outside world purely via smoke signal from here on out.
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