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Avery Edison

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briefly a comedian • not going to get yelled at • trans woman (she/her) • twitch.tv/averyedisononlyfans.com/averyedison


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‪yeah, I’ll just get an appointment with my gp and get referred to mental health services and get immediate access to one-on-one therapy!!!!‬

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when someone I love and who is deeply concerned for me recommends that I see a therapist

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normally I don’t think quote-tweeting with a “this you?” is particularly effective as a political act but honestly if you catch biden with a strong enough one in the back half of the day you might shatter his mind permanently and save the democratic party

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[watching a movie] how am I seeing this? I’m not there. whoa, now I’m seeing it from a different angle? but I didn’t move! okay, I just lost a bunch of time, I must’ve blacked out or something. and where have I woken up? somewhere new, for sure, but luckily I’m still in my chair

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july 10th 2024 / the last thing a full english breakfast sees before it dies

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july 9th 2024 / kept waiting for the rain to calm down so I could make a grocery run, by the time it did it was so dark out that this selfie came out all impressionistic.

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my one bookseller opinion is that if you’re running a sale in the philosophy section there should be a huge sign that says “deep discounts”

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A few days in, I feel like I’m living in a completely different reality to anyone who’s excited about Labour’s win. The party have made no promises about actually improving the country, and the things they have pledged to do will make things worse. We’re cooked.

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I value people who *say* mean things but *do* nice things.

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july 8th 2024 / bleh, meh, whateveh. spose I’m just in a down period, which happens! hiding in my hair a little?

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almost broke my arm lollll

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july 7th 2024 / hey! if you have a shitty gamer chair, do NOT stick your arm through the gap under the headrest as you absently lean against it while you’re talking to someone on the phone, your leaning might make the chair tip over, bringing its full weight to bear on your wrist

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july 6th 2024 / did NOT mean to freak anyone out or make people overly concerned, really thought I was doing a sober yet honest note about a rough day, like the rough days we all have. I appreciate everyone who reached out or replied with kind words. better days ahead!

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july 5th 2024 / truly bad, bad, bad day over here. personal stuff. obviously sucks to post a pic where I’m crying and puffy and gross but that’s the thing about posting a picture every day, if you’re crying a lot on a given day the picture will have to be of you crying

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why am I smiling and holding up two fingers when this is a really rough fucking day that will hyper-accelerate the country’s march to fascism? I dunno, it feels really awkward taking a selfie outside a polling station. the lady who checked my passport could still see me I think

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july 4th 2024 / not only do I think you should get paid to vote, I also think that if you accidentally stay up all night and end up being one of the first five people to vote at your polling station, you should get a bonus. at the very least a ribbon and certificate

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july 3rd 2024 / today someone came into the stream, typed “your beautiful” and bounced. and I know you can’t look for logic in these situations but I wonder what the goal was there. “no, don’t leave the chat window, I *must* fuck you”???

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july 2nd 2024 / skipped conditioner today, but luckily, it’s absolutely impossible to tell(.)

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I listened to too many podcasts with too many hosts who were pissed off enough about LOST’s ending that they kept bringing it into unrelated discussions. I will never go back to that island.

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Weird to see all the people excited to watch LOST for the first time on streaming, which is nowhere close to the best way to experience the show: stealing the DVD of the first half of season one from the supermarket where you work, binging it, never finishing the series.

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Not really used to living through history. Previously have only lived through current events. Was promised history had ended. Very disappointed, need epochal relief.

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sometimes you look at the U.S.A. and think, “man, that country seems practically *built* on a bunch of contradictions. luckily, there’s no chance those things will ever do something crazy, like heighten”

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july 1st 2024 / clean your mirror dude

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huge day for those of us who can do a passable frost from frost/nixon and nixon from frost/nixon

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june 30th 2024 / still broadly dissatisfied with the direction of the “project” but can’t deny the massive victory that was june 15th’s picture. and heck, six months of a selfie every day. didn’t think I’d keep doing it that long. kinda cool

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june 29th 2024 / last picture day of the month and it’s raining and I don’t got the camera in focus. hell yeahhhhhhh

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yeah you have to put the lid down before you flush or else your toothbrush will come into contact with hitler particles

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june 28th 2024 / Freyja is sick and tired of me being sick and tired. Can’t believe I caught her with her claws splayed out like this. She’s so powerful.

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The Bear isn’t necessarily “good”, but it’s worth watching [crowd nods in agreement] especially as a showcase for individual actors [still nodding] like Oliver Platt [confusion in crowd] who was excellent in Bicentennial Man [crowd is angry] A GREAT MOVIE, BTW [crowd murders me]

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june 27th 2024 / absolutely foul mood

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is it good if your show’s release schedule makes people think “fuck, I better power through and watch all the episodes ASAP before I get spoiled” instead “oh nice, this week’s episode came out, I’ll set aside some time to really take it in”???

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june 26th 2024 / combo of yesterday’s trip and the heat has me absolutely exhausted today aka purple fried egg pattern pajamas day

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getting kicked out of the anti-capitalist action planning committee for repeatedly suggesting we spray-paint a corporate office building with “BEWARE: PICKPOCKETS OPERATE IN THIS BOARDROOM”

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june 25 2024 / it was really quite hot in London so I thought it would be a good joke to wear a cardigan during my entire trip. not saying I needed people to pat me on the shoulder and say “nice job, really funny” but a knowing smile would’ve been nice

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june 24th 2024 / it’s two elevator selfies in one week but it’s too hot to put effort into anything else. hair look good

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I think it’s troubling to say that trans people are “better” than cis people, but I also think it’s not a coincidence that we can hold objects of great power (universal gems, cursed swords, forbidden books) without succumbing to their dangerous physical and mental effects!

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first Selfie Project photo in a while that I actually Hate but the whole point of the Project is to post something even on days when I hate every picture I take, so.

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june 23rd 2024 / still loving the return to the bangs BUT as a warning to anyone thinking of getting them just a heads-up if you don’t wash your hair for a couple days they’ll bunch up like this and then the wind will blow them as Separate Chunks. also lol at Selfie Hand Shadow

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Slay the Spire is a game so stuffed with references that it even includes this retroactive one to I Saw The TV Glow

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jkobert ralbraith

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june 22nd 2024 / pretty hot out, get your shade where you can, even if that means doing it in segments.

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wondered recently if there’s more ambient transmisogyny around or if I’m just noticing transmisogyny more, and of course the answer is: it’s both!

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Minutes to spare!

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Thank you ☺️

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you have to listen to “Chris’s Version” or Garth Brooks gets all the residuals

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june 21st 2024 / moments before stepping outside and realizing that the lovely warm weather was accompanied by the darkest of clouds and rain was imminent and my trip to Tesco was now a race against time

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The highest of compliments

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oof. Yikes 😬 thanks for letting me know. Im softblocking Alvin right now. Sorry I heard a high-pitched song he recorded a while back and followed. didn't know he makes Dave Seville’s life a total nightmare

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This was a concern I had. Would’ve liked to have put an explicit “Alvin” in there somewhere

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