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For the people who don’t have time, here’s your Readers Digest version. You’re welcome.
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and then they vote for Trump and Project 2025 and are surprised when there's no election in 2028
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(involuntarily clenches)
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Definitely the weakest moment of the column.
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Somebody should whisper in Andrew Bailey's ear how things turned out for John Eastman and Rudy Giuliani.
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That the Missouri solicitor general is surnamed Divine is just way too on-brand.
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Never attribute to brain damage what can be chalked up to pure, mainlined demagoguery.
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Not clear to me how that's more relevant than is a major decrease from prior presidential debates.
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Marco Rubio is not going to be the VP nominee.
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Do You Feel Like We Do, and it's great.
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Dislike button.
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Now that your picture's in the paper being rhythmically admired and you can
Have anyone that you have ever desired
All you gotta tell me now is WHY WHY WHY WHY ...
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You do you, but you can take my CarPlay when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
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if you say no to lying, you're off the list
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In This Ohio Diner, Donald Trump Is Very Much Alive
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how on earth would you propose to enforce a promise from Convicted Felon Donald Trump to "withdraw from professional politics"?
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yeah really not sure they've had sex at all since Barron was conceived ...
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I get it, but it's not like the NEXT Speaker wouldn't want to deport MORE people.
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He would see the realm burn in order to rule over the ashes.
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but why pay Apple prices when you can pay half as much to a 3rd party repair place
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I wish I could agree. bsky.app/profile/mitc...
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I bet there's a Sbarro right off the piazza
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What do you mean "march towards"? They arrived there at least 7 years ago.
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"once-influential extremist" is :chefskiss:
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what do you mean a BRANCH of government?
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Vivek. Rhymes with Reek.
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"I haven't paid attention" - makes you either a liar or a doofus
"innocent until proven guilty" - you can't tell criminal from civil either, or you're pandering to his biggest fans
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*Nearly all
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is 99% an underestimation?
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That’s not how that song goes
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What color is the sky in your world?
This is not a reality-based solution. Israel is not going to stop because we ask, and we are not going to go to war with Israel on the same side as Hamas and Putin.
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you should be relegated right now
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@kaszeta.bsky.social twitter.com/nytimes/stat...
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There would have been at least 5 No votes from the GOP Crazies even if Trump had stayed silent.
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Trump certainly does not have the mentality of a grown-up.
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Keep watching!
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It's a great show full stop
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You hate to see it.
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It's hardly the first time he's pulled this.
Stochastic terrorism, folks. Say it.
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