Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer

Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 02:21 UTC

[centuries later] The northeast diagonal ending two steps from the top has grown to be quite influential among the religious, the so-called "choose-2-believers".

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] May 23, 2024 at 01:32 UTC

the who now?

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 02:34 UTC

@davidjroth.bsky.social my 7yo is deep into "name every car you see". points out electric vs non-electric. asks about extinct brands, like pontiac and saab. is DYING to spot a cybertruck in the wild. i'll let him enjoy it when one comes, but your piece today rocks

defector.com/have-you-see...

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 25, 2024 at 02:01 UTC

no recline AND boxed in by the toilet line? (are they at least offering extra crisps's?)

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 25, 2024 at 01:57 UTC

[robert moses after one visit to the water park] "the lazy river is too congested, so clearly we should build a vast network of cross-park lazy rivers." [proceeds to demolish the lower-income cabanas]

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 16, 2024 at 15:50 UTC

imo Field of Dreams feels like it's almost "grandpa" tier because of the baseball/Americana vibes; personally i'd nudge it off and round off the list with Shawshank and either Fugitive or Red October.

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 15, 2024 at 02:09 UTC

1. Flaming Hydra has been truly terrific so far 2. "Free With Ads" allowed me to quickly queue up Naked Gun when the urge struck; the opening alone where Nordberg botches the drug boat bust had my 6-yo laughing harder than "Sideshow Bob rake gag", so big thumbs up from me

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 02, 2024 at 03:07 UTC

well it certainly explains the honeymoon in abu dhabi

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 28, 2024 at 01:57 UTC

[nervous laughter] "so the receptionist said your name is Jabby Jeff?"

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 27, 2024 at 23:27 UTC

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 26, 2024 at 01:25 UTC

home alone 2: we need to talk about kevin

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 25, 2024 at 12:29 UTC

briefly flinched at fraction^power inside an enumeration but then saw the 2^3 just hanging outside, whew

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 24, 2024 at 02:30 UTC

about to do my first "family ski trip" as a dad, with young kids. any recs on renting clothes/gear for young kids vs just buying it all in advance?

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 19, 2024 at 02:44 UTC

i wracked my brain for a comparably journey-worthy rec... have you tried the turkey leg sandwich at henry public, or the dankwrap at super burrito? (the former is a bar/resto, the latter a counter inside threes in gowanus)

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 19, 2024 at 02:18 UTC

finally tromped up to 87th St to try the terrific samosa sandwich at Punjabi Junction, at $9 for a friggin footlong you can't not afford not get one (h/t @davidjroth.bsky.social)

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 17, 2024 at 13:25 UTC

borderline "corn starch" territory

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 03:11 UTC

all 4 tires explosively collapsing when Reacher jumps in

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 02:27 UTC

WAITER: and our dessert special is a neutrino sorbet, chef has some locally foraged neutr-- ME: I'LL TAKE TWELVE.

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 13, 2024 at 02:24 UTC

not to be confused with "a" tracker

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 11, 2024 at 04:08 UTC

[after stabbing goon in the neck with meat thermometer] "you're done"

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 10, 2024 at 23:03 UTC

Growing up SB was the one time a year the parents buckled and permitted fast food into the home... for me the long-gone Bigfoot pizza is forever ingrained as a "Super Bowl food". Any "only ever had it during the Super Bowl" nostalgia foods for you? (Not sure if the chili is SB-only.)

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 04, 2024 at 06:17 UTC

can we add a rider stating that the "spring forward" at the beginning of DST shall me moved to mid-day on a Monday?

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 01, 2024 at 23:49 UTC

today's flaming hydra made me yearn for california donuts, lots of yum yum trips at mudd (to the very one mentioned in today's @davidjroth.bsky.social article) and elsewhere way back when. strip mall CA donuts >> the zhuzhed-up (and often hyper-sweet) NYC donuts i say!

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 28, 2024 at 02:14 UTC

spotted in my apartment building's basement. does DRAB need a few years worth of material? @davidjroth.bsky.social @laurentheisen.bsky.social

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 22, 2024 at 02:22 UTC

still waiting to see who scores that elusive Robert Denby endorsement

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 21, 2024 at 13:08 UTC

as the Chronicle notes, with this win the 49ers under Kyle are now 1-31 when trailing by 5 or more to start the 4th quarter

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 16, 2024 at 01:07 UTC

hoping at least one interviewer at that fair managed to get off a "looks like someone's about to enjoy a giant slide... in their polling!"

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 14, 2024 at 20:09 UTC

waiting to see who scores that elusive Robert Denby endorsement

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 08, 2024 at 00:54 UTC

FOX/NFL brass: I know you're under the gun, week after week, coming up with storylines for upcoming games. And with the playoffs looming, you're slammed. The pressure is near-boiling. And so: for a mere $700,000 fee, I will gladly provide you with one (1) thread for the upcoming Rams-Lions game.

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Jan 08, 2024 at 00:22 UTC

on the other hand i imagine they'd be good at escape rooms? (i am assuming "tossing staff through drywall to create a hole" is a legal escape tactic here.)

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 30, 2023 at 03:04 UTC

@davidjroth.bsky.social who could likely appreciate how surreal such a game would be to see in person

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 30, 2023 at 03:02 UTC

the twins fan in me is proud of this factoid i stumbled on a while back: in 1974 they played in, and won, the only-ever MLB game to have runs scored in 4 extra innings www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/MIN/MI...

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 20, 2023 at 22:25 UTC

took a stab at the Sutherland JFK speech in the comments, highlight of my workday

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 17, 2023 at 02:57 UTC

the "minetta tavern" protocol, here in NYC

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 15, 2023 at 12:36 UTC

we vikings fans have little else most of the time

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 15, 2023 at 12:32 UTC

Raiders scoring 63 one week after being shut out... I would have guessed this might've been the biggest-ever week-over-week scoring improvement in NFL history. But no! In 1966 Washington beat the Giants 72-41 a week after losing 14-3 to the Browns.

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 15, 2023 at 02:38 UTC

with the Raiders on pace to hang 70 on the chargers, it seems, according to math, the '23 Vikings defense is the greatest of all time, in any sport

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 14, 2023 at 02:33 UTC

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 14, 2023 at 00:40 UTC

@davidjroth.bsky.social
[clamoring of reporters shortly after a 78-5 loss to Sam Houston] "Coach Roth Coach Roth!!"
[clamoring dies down] "Is there any truth to the rumor that you'll be moving from your position at University of Austin to crosstown rivals the New Technocrats at Cyber U?"

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 13, 2023 at 01:41 UTC

and from one of the very best mst3k episodes!

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 30, 2023 at 02:46 UTC

my 6yo loves unusual cars and it was one of the highlights of his summer when we stumbled upon the Rivian store (by the high line, of course) and he got to crawl all in and around some real-life electric trucks

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 13, 2023 at 00:17 UTC

i'm sorry a winter what now

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 03, 2023 at 14:15 UTC

all "best new music" being capped at an 8.3 despite receiving 9,000 words of praise

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 01, 2023 at 19:41 UTC

it would be remiss of you to not partake of the resplendent bounty of our state's finest cuisine. (rainforest cafe) (the first one!)

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 29, 2023 at 23:01 UTC

we were on the verge of learning Colonel Kurtz levels of Dark Truths of the Universe had the Giants managed to win via the "score -1 points per passing yard" gameplan

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 24, 2023 at 10:26 UTC

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 17, 2023 at 01:27 UTC

do what the man says (already ordered one!)

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 16, 2023 at 12:18 UTC

@drewmagary.bsky.social made your apple crisp exactly as specified the other day and it was terrific. (need some time to reflect on how abysmally slow i was at peeling and coring all those apples, though.)

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 14, 2023 at 14:44 UTC

that was me! still can't believe they got the OK to race around manhattan like that.

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Habeas Porpoise, Maritime Lawyer @agnieder.bsky.social [ View ] Oct 04, 2023 at 01:35 UTC

that fly ball in the top of the 6th right after Lopez got pulled probably shaved thousands of years off of Minnesotan lives

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