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I love all the people who insist they would never poop during birth and definitely never did. Personally it was the bodily substance least on my mind at the time. Lmao. I could have shit a buffalo and wouldn’t have been any the wiser.

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ǫᴜᴇ sᴀʀᴀʜ sᴀʀᴀʜ     ₜₕₑᵧ/ₛₕₑ's avatar ǫᴜᴇ sᴀʀᴀʜ sᴀʀᴀʜ ₜₕₑᵧ/ₛₕₑ @sarahndipity.bsky.social
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i did not want to know if I pooped, I was much more worried about my vagina that my butthole at that moment,and they're so used to it that the nurses and docs don't even make a weird face kol

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Kitty Vons's avatar Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social
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Had an enema beforehand & there was still a tiny bit left, but after 25 hours shit happens. I was more focused on hoping my husband at the time died a painful death. They gave me double pitocin which does nothing except non productive labor pains. Still surprised I didn't off multiple ppl after that

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