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@ahjeez.bsky.social

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They/them. Artist, musician, noted small town eccentric. 38. Sometimes lewd, sometimes crude, always a cool dude. I also build a lot of shit on The Sims!


Puck 🧚✨'s avatar Puck 🧚✨ @ahjeez.bsky.social
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So true

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Thanks! I’m so stoked.

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Fuckers always keep their damn shoes on when they jump in.

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πŸ˜–

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It only did one cool thing in its entire life and that was 17 years ago.

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Is this not the grooming and assualt that the right are constantly accusing us gays of doing???

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You know, if i had mutliple abuse allegations over a long period of time from completely unrelated people i would probably stop and examine my actions thoughtfully and leave those communities the fuck alone but what do I know?

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Last time a lease was organised without me I was homeless within the month. Those were supposed friends too. Always get your ass on the lease.

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I had someone come in like β€œhey lovely, noticed you’re putting on weight” I am in eating disorder recovery and I ate that woman alive.

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Git! Shoo! Fugg off!

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I assume they’re about to tell me how their MLM vitamin powder or what the fuck ever will cure my disabilities.

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Guess who only has a week left with their shitty good for nothing uterus? This fuckin guy.

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KIMBLYπŸ’•βœ¨ 's avatar KIMBLYπŸ’•βœ¨ @k1m.bsky.social
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Hello! If you are new here and perusing and liking my media tab welcome! Things you can also do include:

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Puck 🧚✨'s avatar Puck 🧚✨ @ahjeez.bsky.social
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Last time a lease was organised without me I was homeless within the month. Those were supposed friends too. Always get your ass on the lease.

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Oh? Who should I look up?

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Anyway, done bitching about my puter. I hope it doesn’t die before i can secure its successor. πŸ™

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My favourite part is watching the clocks spool up to where they can heat my house while my computer is just sitting there.

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Radeon series r7 having ass. Mobo from 2010 type of bastard.

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Should I post my specs for a laff? Cause they are pretty funny. Core i5-750 having computer.

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Nothing in this PC is less than 10 years old so im honestly kind of proud of her.

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Spookums πŸ¦–'s avatar Spookums πŸ¦– @everspookums.bsky.social
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Your Honour, with all due respect, I don't think you're allowed to sentence me to "drink-a da pee", especially when I was found innocent?

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Pitocin is such bullshit. I got given a fair bit bc my labour had stalled. I want to stomp that drug into the ground. Lmao

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Well, it posted, so I’m mostly satisfied it isn’t dead

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Booting the pc up. Let’s see how cooked she is.

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I watch a fair amount of surgery but it’s never really come up. Given the otherwise very practical nature of surgery I assumed I had it right. Guess I can go back to dozing.

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Now I’m imagining the side show game with the water pistols and the clown heads.

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I love all the people who insist they would never poop during birth and definitely never did. Personally it was the bodily substance least on my mind at the time. Lmao. I could have shit a buffalo and wouldn’t have been any the wiser.

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I woke up out of a doze to ask a very important question. If you pee during surgery do they just throw down some absorbant sheets and get on with it?

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Your Honour, with all due respect, *Down With the Sickness noise*

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Need me some films with a palpable sense of dread. Think Suspiria.

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Huichilobos's avatar Huichilobos @hellabarnes.bsky.social
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stumbling into a conference room in moria with a chalkboard that just says β€œrock ents???”

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πŸ₯πŸ¦€ 🎷🦞 πŸͺ‡πŸ¦

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πŸ₯πŸ¦€ 🎷🦞 πŸͺ‡πŸ¦

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How does THIS help me bilk a casino???

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Puck 🧚✨'s avatar Puck 🧚✨ @ahjeez.bsky.social
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Wanted the cool card counting autism. Instead I got the kind where I have the line β€œwe’ve got a hot crustacean band” from Under the Sea on A-B repeat in my head. It’s been hours.

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When trans mascs are thought of at all it’s as β€œpoor misguided lesbians who got duped by ideology”

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Yep. It’s gross for about 5 minutes but if you can’t deal with slicing off some turd, you’re definitely not gonna cope with a stoma, so buck up.

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Dr Hu's avatar Dr Hu @huhana.bsky.social
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The other part is that disabled in Aotearoa are dying at an 11% higher rate than non disabled of/with covid but because Act believes we are a burden on the economy they fight to stop protections rather than keep them

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And a lot of people let it slide because we’re not seen as full and complex people deserving of more than this. I’m a flesh and blood human being, not a drain on resources. I hope they can someday fix their hearts.

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Also once you get to the third hospital sandbox mode opens. So you can make any hospital run that way.

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My favourite so far is the university hospital tbh. i make so much money training and doing research that i can pretty much skate by making the treatments a nominal fee.

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I’m so nervous to boot it back up. 😬

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Hannah is resting 🟑's avatar Hannah is resting 🟑 @hannah.the-void.social
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I... Think I made this? It's exceptional either way.

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I’ve known a few middle aged bores like this but happily this was before the current elevated climate of trans=evil. So they ended up talking about animal mating habits at length. At least that’s kind of interesting.

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Yeah that’s a fair complaint. I’m seeing how far i cant get with paying my staff living wages and heavily subsidising treatment through other means. I just like resource management. Lmao.

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As a long time wrestling mark, I wish these people a β€œplease get real”. It’s very athletic soap opera.

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The same professional wrestling that had a famed problem with cis dudes on the gas???

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Two Point Hospital. It was on mega sale so i snapped it up. Has almost everything I liked about Theme Hospital

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It’s probably fine that it’s taking 8 minutes to do a shutdown sequence right?

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Remember to moisturise your seared flesh to seal in the flavour.

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