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there's nothing in the rules that says a dog can't be the treasurer.
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a Japanese news crew once came in and interviewed me about firing Big Bird so even foreign press is not immune
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"whoa, Rick Perry had a real zinger about Mr Potato Head, I bet we can get a local angle on the stores no doubt inundated with customers looking for one" - the musings of a psychopath
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air budd dwyer
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I worked at a DC toy store for a few presidential cycles and after every debate we'd get a call or a visit from a news crew asking if there'd been a run on something mentioned or used as a prop and we'd have to tell them, no, only you weirdos would even think of that
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[David Attenborough voice] the watering hole
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this place is like a subdivision built on a graveyard of guys who had IT jobs and posted their dicks online
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the Fallen Order games give you a bunch of goofy cosmetic options and the only real Crafting is making the ugliest lightsaber handle conceivable. I think that's better that me seeing a Workbench and immediately going "ah, fuck, did I kill twenty Blue Jays on my walk here?"
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air budd dwyer
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anyway it's funny that they have Aloy come across a dying fox in the tutorial and she's like "oh no. the poor little guy won't make it" but then you open a menu in a menu to see that you need two dozen pig scrotes to make a bag for a bag. you won't die in vain, wild boar! I need a messenger bag
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I remember really liking the first game and I think the main thing was that was Before I Had Children
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air budd dwyer
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somewhere there's an absolute pervert who opens an upgrade menu for the first time, sees that you have six different Pouches in there, and just completely blasts off
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I played the first game at launch and parading like shopkeeper NPCs like I'm gonna remember the good times I had when they traded armor pants for coffee mugs or keys seven years ago is really asking me to care a little bit too much
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air budd dwyer
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started Forbidden West and god video games really gotta let you actually play them before doing like three TV episodes of plot.
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steam mop just tripped it because the outlet it was plugged into is apparently on a breaker shared with the dishwasher, which is unfortunately not labeled Dishwasher, or, say, Kitchen. it's my fault; I installed this dishwasher and should've relabeled the switch when I did it.
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air budd dwyer
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oh, these go to outlets? no shit? thanks man. time to forget about this for several months until the next time I trip a breaker
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air budd dwyer
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whoever wired my breaker box labeled fully half of the switches "receptacles" which is like something an electrician would do in a building before the events of a Resident Evil game to give the player something to figure out later
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the only reason anyone normal knows anything about the governor of a state they don't live in is if they do something incredibly stupid or incredibly evil
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the pundits fantasy booking a Gretchen Whitmer presidential candidacy remind me of wrestling posters trying to will Zack Ryder main event run into existence because he had the "internet championship"
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this is like the RFK Jr debate but with actually potentially the same amount of hot dog eating, he might have just been eating hot dogs, I'm not sure
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Ozymandias but it's about the books where Han and Leia's kids fuck bugs
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air budd dwyer
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definitely normal to post about the death of Chewbacca like it's a real life genocide
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Popeye saying "I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam" is so close
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have I since purchased aftermarket parts because they no longer seem to make the heads that make the little guys look like goofy robot birds? you bet your ass
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he should ride a buffalo named M Person
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my baby has consumed more bananas and strawberries in the last three weeks than an airport Jamba Juice
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I have a nine month old putting away her body weight in strawberries weekly, it's like dragonflies and mosquitos, truly insane
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every time I cut my son's hair instead of paying somebody else to wrestle a toddler I think "not only can I use the money I just saved to buy something dumb, I in fact deserve to"
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it kicks ass how much time and money the government has to use to try to write any regulation knowing full well it'll be undone by an insurance company inventing an aggrieved small business owner who lives in the fifth circuit and thinks he shouldn't have to pay for condoms for his slutty employees
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they're like detective stories except instead of a dame bringing a guy a case a god will send a vision that says the only way a problem can be solved is if they find a huge surly man and point him towards it
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air budd dwyer
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reading the Conan the Barbarian stories and it's awesome how often they're like "'that's right, Cimmerian! I have lived two thousand years! no man is my equal! all tremble before me!' Conan was numbed by terror, a lesser man would have frozen. but the Barbarian threw his sword right through the guy"
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air budd dwyer
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the dad from the Wonder Years letting a kid beef it off a ladder was something I absolutely forgot about for twenty years until somebody sent it to me on Instagram today
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jaws theme but it's a low, rumbling hon hon. hon hon. hon hon, hon hon
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I think it was in a like Dr Quinn power block, it tracks
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air budd dwyer
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just tried to explain the Walker Texas Ranger Lever to my wife and until I mentioned AIDS she had thought that show was set in the old west
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I've never seen Grave & Frankie but it's like a working TV actor Valhalla on a like Law & Order level. everyone of a certain age has a credit on Grace & Frankie.
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air budd dwyer
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had never noticed the Recently Viewed section of IMDB page and scrolling through it is like experiencing reverse dementia
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like it looks like stop motion in real life. the only valley it could drive off-road in successfully is the uncanny
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yeah it moves like an animal recovering from surgery
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it was bigger than I thought it would be and looked even more like a refrigerator in an apartment building that advertises "stainless appliances!!" on a big flag outside
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everyone from here assumes that this is a thing that exists anywhere else. if you ask what it was a local will be like "remember when you were a kid, you got a peppermint stick jammed into a lemon handed to you be John Waters and the Natty Boh Man when you graduated kindergarten?"
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I did not grow up here in Charm City USA so the lemon stick is a truly confusing concept that my kids and I are trying for the first time right now, and I'll be damned if it isn't delicious
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air budd dwyer
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finally saw a cybertruck in person and even though I knew, intellectually, that it was gonna look dumb as hell, I still was taken aback. felt like when somebody posts a picture of a too- new newborn on Facebook
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air budd dwyer
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DJ played the Lemonheads' cover of Mrs Robinson and then segued into a bit about how it's Mel Brooks' birthday, which is some real high-tier word association
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air budd dwyer
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something nobody tells you about having kids is that it's impossible to know how long any of their doctors appointments will take. ten minutes? forty-five? no one knows.
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Dr Disrespect is a phrase my brain can only read as if all of the Beastie Boys are saying it at once at the end of a line, probably about a guy who sucks
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one of those sprinklers that goes like chup chup chpchpchpchpchpchpchp
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it's so funny that WaPo runs Aileen Cannon's LinkedIn looking headshot any time she comes up, some editor there is for sure looking at that like "hellooooo, sailor" every time she makes some boring stalling tactic decision
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the Star Wars one is not named what he should be but put him in Fortnite, too
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air budd dwyer
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every now and then I hear What's Up by 4 Non Blondes and realize that, no, the part where they sing don't cry out loud as a bridge isn't actually in the real song, that's just in the version Prince Adam sings to transform in Fabulous Secret Powers
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