Allen Gladfelter

Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:39 UTC

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 03:11 UTC

Socks are foot mittens

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 03:10 UTC

I think the opposite of shirt is no shirt. And I think pants are upside down shirts.

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 00:25 UTC

Here is Agnes Garbowska saying hi to Amy Mebberson and James Silvani!

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 23:49 UTC

No. It’s true.

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 14:01 UTC

I miss going to video stores.

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 04:33 UTC

Every day we stray further from gawd. -Travis Bundy

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 17:04 UTC

The what?

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 17:00 UTC

Wait’ll you see me with my shirt ON!

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 15:45 UTC

I went to see Furiosa in a local independent theater. I’m so conflicted.

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 15:44 UTC

Seriously folks, don’t give me crap about what I wear. You are all lucky I’m wearing ANYTHING!

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 22:16 UTC

Guy who has loved Star Wars since the day he saw it in 1977: “Disney is ruining it!!”

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 07:25 UTC

Usually, that would not be a good thing.

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 05:40 UTC

Compare and contrast: the astonishing masterpiece that is Godzilla Minus One against the contemptible piece of garbage that is Godzilla vs Kong The New Empire.

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 01:37 UTC

Well sure. I’m not saying I’d BUY a Cybertruck, I’d prefer a Jag too.

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 00:50 UTC

But it’s okay to point and laugh. I kinda think that’s what they’re for.

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 00:49 UTC

Like, every other Tesla is the most bland, boring, blobby piece of shit. Sure they’re quick, but their design is so completely anodyne that I’m afraid of falling asleep at the wheel every time I see one.

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

Yeah, I’ve seen several. Had a close up look at a car show at LeMay. And yes, they’re silly looking. But I’d have one over so many completely blah blobby SUVs that are all over the road. At least it’s kind of interesting and unique.

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 22:43 UTC

I don’t think the Cybertruck actually looks THAT bad. I just think Elon Musk is a douschebag.

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 21:51 UTC

Save one for me! (I won’t be at SDCC. I’ll stop by your place to pick it up in August!)

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 04:41 UTC

I’ve always thought this…

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 04:34 UTC

Kinda makes me think I should dig out the Cars story art that was killed by Boom. I have layouts for a whole graphic novel: Blockbusters!

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 02:02 UTC

I have NEVER used Creative Cloud. I remember when they started calling the internet “The Cloud” and I was like, they’re calling it “The Cloud,” because clouds aren’t scary. Clouds are light and fluffy and safe. But it’s NOT a cloud! It’s the fn INTERNET! Don’t trust the internet with ANYTHING!

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

I’ll never work in video games again. It was a complete waste of time.

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 21:34 UTC

I like the Cars movies. Well, 1 and 3. Not as crazy about 2.

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 04:48 UTC

I like Star Trek Discovery. That show kicked off a Star Trek renaissance and I love it. But, you know, sometimes it gets all lovey dovey relationshipy and… sigh… okay. Now seems like a good time to complain on social media.

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 22:42 UTC

Oh no. I get it. Venture capitalists employed shenanigans to make money by destroying Red Lobster. I’m like. Okay. Do Olive Garden next please.

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 20:32 UTC

Nobody has yet explained to me why I should give a shit about Red Lobster.

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 20:13 UTC

I don’t think McQueen is a financial fraud kind of guy. He’s like a 20-something athlete who just wants to race and tickle the tailpipes of cutie pie sports cars like Sally. I don’t think he puts a lot of energy into things like that.

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 20:06 UTC

I did some fan art for Hundreds of Beavers. I legit love that movie!

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 20:05 UTC

It is???

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 20:03 UTC

Financial fraud? Howzat?

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 01:37 UTC

Want

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 23:48 UTC

I refuse to believe that Lightning McQueen is in any way MAGA. That would be Chick Hicks.

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] May 19, 2024 at 16:27 UTC

We should have something like that for residential housing.

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] May 19, 2024 at 16:20 UTC

I can’t wait until brands start diss tweeting at each other like when Capn Crunch was beefing with Tony the Tiger.

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] May 19, 2024 at 13:12 UTC

Pretty sure the skeletons will never be interested in taking half my house in a divorce settlement.

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] May 19, 2024 at 13:06 UTC

I have everything on a backup drive

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] May 19, 2024 at 02:25 UTC

This is why I won’t work in the gaming industry ever again. I worked for two years on a cool little mobile game. It was released, did not blow up, and then was taken off the servers and poof! Two years of my life… gone. At least my animation work is on YouTube somewhere.

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 04:12 UTC

That’s okay, I haven’t seen a single episode of Real Wives

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] May 05, 2024 at 03:39 UTC

You have us pretty well figured out.

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 27, 2024 at 03:12 UTC

I meet Allens from time to time. It’s novel when it happens, but you get used to it. Sometimes they spell their name wrong and I do find that irritating.

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Allen Gladfelter @allengladfelter.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 04:46 UTC

Wow!

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