SkeletalGentleman

SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 10:59 UTC

The old website exit Mundi covered this world end scenario, I believe.

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 10:51 UTC

I saw a video where someone said that soul reaver has some ideas that come to fruition in dark souls. If only Tony Jay were still alive.

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 09:41 UTC

Due to weirdness where I live our local pride month is July. Double pride!

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 00:51 UTC

Just finished up a big ol story commission. Check it out! www.furaffinity.net/view/57193118/

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 00:59 UTC

I meant that people wouldn't pay me that much for my work.

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 13:43 UTC

Folk won't pay that much though!

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:50 UTC

The story I'm writing now will make all other works with this trope obsolete!

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 16:01 UTC

We don't even require proof of address anymore.

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 11:17 UTC

Who'da thunk it?

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 10:29 UTC

Yahoo!

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 10:37 UTC

War has become too impersonal. It has lost its intimacy. Lives are ended from miles away at the push of a button. I will show them the true nature of battle. I will teach them how to look their foe in the eyes. I will teach them How To Shake Hands. Comm done by the amazing Butterbudd on twitter.

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 15:47 UTC

Cut to that picture of the pizza with no sauce and sausage only it's you tumbled into the corner of the box in the peter griffin injury pose

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 15:45 UTC

I usually just put a pan in the oven and then dump the spaghetti and egg into it. I so chorizo sausage all chopped up in a frying pan then add it.

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 01:18 UTC

It will never not be funny to me that in Callisto Protocol you can upgrade your stun baton, which is a prison guard weapon. Which means that the company was offering upgrades for their guards to use so they could optimize their combos against prisoners.

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 13:25 UTC

The only.person you gotta make happy is you.

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 09:57 UTC

Uh oh.

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 00:11 UTC

I feel like If you ever taught a philosophy course you'd bring in a pizza to the class and ask them if they wanted it. And when they said yes you'd pull it back and say "You must seek to destroy you're own pizzza!"

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 20:41 UTC

Oh damn here we go

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 19:12 UTC

Just had a thought of an apt punishment involving a large shark. Crew that need to be punished will be keelhauled underneath a sharks enormous posterior and belly.

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 14:44 UTC

Nothing like a well earned shore leave for a hard working bosun. Done by @volkenfox.bsky.social

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 14:43 UTC

Jean Beaudrillard continues to be relevant

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 01, 2024 at 17:26 UTC

It's also the word used for creatures that turn into animals. So instead of Lycanthrope you'd say therianthrope for something that turned into an animal other than a wolf.

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 19:38 UTC

This was a very good video.

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] May 28, 2024 at 15:33 UTC

When a dragon wants to eat an onion they make someone eat a thousand onions and then the dragon eats them

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] May 25, 2024 at 16:01 UTC

Does a princes royal garb count?

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 16:49 UTC

Si non potes eos vincere, fac sanguinem sicut sues

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] May 22, 2024 at 00:40 UTC

I use a practice balisong as my fidget device.

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] May 14, 2024 at 12:30 UTC

I always want a viable punching build in these kinds of games.

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] May 11, 2024 at 01:57 UTC

@luckybun.bsky.social people had some weird ideas of what silent hill 2 was gonna look like.

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 18:31 UTC

I prefer bigstrone myself.

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 15:00 UTC

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] May 01, 2024 at 09:40 UTC

A feeder who doesn't really know how foreplay works so they keep spilling food in their partner 'oh, clumsy me. Well I guess you'll have to eat those."

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 30, 2024 at 16:28 UTC

She needs some orthotics for the underside of her tits.

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 11:53 UTC

Well what's a husboof then?

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 19, 2024 at 14:43 UTC

I am a man of simple tastes. And that includes an office fatso getting railed by a contractor hired to make their cubicle accessible for someone as fat as them.

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 16, 2024 at 23:12 UTC

If you're fancy enough you can drink anything.

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 16, 2024 at 17:32 UTC

I eat the fancy chocolate and I drink the fancy cheese!

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 16, 2024 at 12:02 UTC

I saw a big croissant today that was all smothered in raspberry. So instead I got a chocolate one cause I'm a simple simon

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 12, 2024 at 14:33 UTC

Thinking of Alludra using her kobold form to infiltrate another dragons hoard. She uses her natural draconic charm to get the kobolds on her side and then usurp the previous dragon. She then uses her new wealth to open a bakery in an unsuspecting kingdom.

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 12, 2024 at 10:23 UTC

Raleigh learns quickly that Alludra's snacks often come with some side effects. A picture done by the talented @marxfifty.bsky.social

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 11, 2024 at 12:33 UTC

When it comes to dealing with price gouging assholes I'm always reminded of how there are two ways to hang someone.

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 13:22 UTC

Okay so people get busy, I get that. but a full month? This is getting out of hand! I can't get up!
Another pic by the awesome @crispyporkboi.bsky.social

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 13:21 UTC

The trouble with dnd sessions is that when they get cancelled you're stuck with all this extra food. What am I gonna do with all this?
A pic done by the wonderful @crispyporkboi.bsky.social

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 04, 2024 at 18:55 UTC

That's good eating

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 02, 2024 at 18:25 UTC

Lord amighty

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 02, 2024 at 11:34 UTC

He looks so soft and adorable

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 02, 2024 at 01:34 UTC

Now you can make those suction cup car window plushies

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 19, 2024 at 18:25 UTC

More where that came from!

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 08, 2024 at 19:38 UTC

That's a homph worthy bite if ever I've seen one

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SkeletalGentleman @almeric.bsky.social [ View ] Feb 22, 2024 at 18:37 UTC

I wanna find that one taskmaster clip with the guy click clacking two of those at once

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