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Al Shipley

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journalist, critic, drummer, producer, songwriter, teleprompter operator shipley.al@gmail.com
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matt sweeney in a band with stephen malkmus? we'll never get a zwan reunion now!
www.stereogum.com/2271075/step...

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I checked out this store that has extremely low prices on stuff that was returned to Amazon...anyone need 80 copies of a Dinesh D'Souza book

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the variety on Paramount+ is really breathtaking

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i feel like offset and gunna should go ahead and make a project together...all of their tracks together have been good, they're both generally better in groups/collaborations than solo, and uhhh not a lot of other people are working with gunna right now anyway

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hobbies: playing drums, board games, saying "back, beast!" in a sean connery voice when i'm opening the front door and my cat tries to get out of the house

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guys who are gonna keep up on new music as well as anyone no matter how old and rich and famous they get: elton john, david byrne, trent reznor, jay-z (and, when he was still alive, david bowie)

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standing in the front row at a salt-n-pepa concert and loudly sighing "push it VERY WELL"

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i'm looking forward to the next chance the rapper project but honestly him saying to vote for kanye in 2020 lowered my opinion of him more than the big day

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it's really and truly not an insult or a threat to say that if someone in public office can't do the job, it should be done by the second-in-command that they chose! it's the entire premise of our government! individuals can be replaced to keep the system running!

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Monthly Report: July Singles - Lay Bankz, Ariana Grande, Victoria Monet, Billie Eilish, Lainey Wilson, Post Malone, Isabel LaRosa, Pearl Jam, etc.
narrowcast.blogspot.com/2024/07/mont...
open.spotify.com/playlist/1t4...

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my dad was in a perpetual state of being upset about what he'd just read in the newspaper the entire time i knew him, and i really understand it now

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i think the word "bias" is completely useless now. it primarily gets thrown around like this damning accusation by people who have a delusional sense of their own perfect objectivity.

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society has moved past the need for midperiod kanye and/or jay-z songs in movie trailers. ESPECIALLY watch the throne songs.

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i'm so excited for deadpool & ben vereen

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why is there a movie starring matt damon and CASEY affleck. feels like when dan aykroyd would do blues brothers performances with jim belushi.

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didn't realize the last interview with the late Mike Shipley (no relation) was for Tape Op, good read
tapeop.com/interviews/1...

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some of the greatest songs of all time have the title in the chorus AND the verses and you barely notice it, but when you DO notice it, it's so annoying and feels like someone is just repeating the same phrase over and over in slightly different intonations

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i've been married so long i don't even know offhand which one is swipe left and which one is swipe right on dating apps, i've literally had to google it to make a coherent joke

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if only Ry Cooder was famous enough for me to make a living with my musical comedy alter ego Wry Cooter

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my top 50 albums of 1974:
narrowcast.blogspot.com/2024/07/my-t...
open.spotify.com/playlist/23r...

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this would actually be a great time for drake to take that year off he's always talking about and let his tummy settle but nooooooo

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biden's finally getting more press than trump. things are looking up, joe!

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the cover of Billy Joel's Piano Man album looks like the poster for an absolutely terrifying horror movie. "did you see Piano Man? i nearly pissed myself in the theater, man."

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i wouldn’t tell anybody if i won the lottery, but there would be signs. on dvd or bluray.

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one of the great extremely descriptive album titles pre-"brat and it's the same but there's three more songs so it's not"

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i think since none of jon bernthal's star vehicles have popped lately they should just make him a full-time cast member on the bear. stop with the flashbacks and just resurrect mikey.

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i never thought the real civil war would be between biden democrats and "biden's too old" democrats lmao

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"A Bar Song (Tipsy)" is the monoculture triumph of every early 2000s Napster account that downloaded singing-a-rap-hit-over-acoustic-guitars cover like "Gin And Juice" by The Gourds or "Boyz-n-the-Hood" by Dynamite Hack

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Bread had ten top 20 hits on the Hot 100 and those are their top 10 songs on Spotify. rarely are things so convenient and orderly!

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is somebody gonna match my freak?

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memes are so confusing, like who put the clip from a 5-year-old kevin gates video over audio from a recent drill song by some guys half his age

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when i say i'm having a brat summer, this is what i mean

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my favorite episode of s3 of The Bear is the one where the creator of Billions plays a character named 'Computer' who points out the absurdity of charger plates

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stumbled upon some truly fascinating A.I. word vomit on the Arizona State University website
asuevents.asu.edu/content/beve...

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schroeder looking around judgmentally at all the other peanuts kids bopping around while he plays piano

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this captcha is the name of an antivax MxPX tribute band

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this edm version of "god only knows" that was in a recent episode of shoresy kinda rips
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCuM...

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a lot of big name collaboration albums happened in the late '60s because of Al Kooper's Super Session, but nobody had the guts to up the ante with a super duper session

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people couldn't wait to buy a ticket for the 4th bad boys movie but i don't think you could pay a lot of them to watch the 4th beverly hills cop movie

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the nonbinary equivalent to boy bands and girl groups is "they throngs"

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the losers of rap beefs should have to face each other in runoff beefs. what's drake gonna do if ice spice tells him he's not even the fart?

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turning "i dissent" into the new "reclaiming my time"/"nevertheless she persisted" feels so pointless. we do nothing as they destroy the country, but always with a cute catchphrase.

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drake: "whitney was in a video directed by dave free?? that doesn't seem suspicious to you???"

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a lot of younger artists kinda blew it when they got a shot at making a song with bruce springsteen, but zach bryan knew what had to be done and went all the way in on "i'm on fire" vibes

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i get a little annoyed when kendrick puts a nice snippet of an unreleased track in a video because he never puts those songs out

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show business. it's not what you think. they don't say "lights camera action" anymore, it's usually "sound speed action."

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I think she's on the right track now, really high quality post-"lottery" output

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typo of the day: "cat littler" instead of "cat litter" - perhaps a new invention that shrinks cats so that their poop is easier to deal with

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i wonder what exciting young leadership the democratic party is going to put on the ballot next

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latto releasing a single with a beat switch and then putting individual 90-second tracks of each half of the song on streaming is so goofy

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