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Altaico🐯(🦊)

@altaico.dad

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Tiger(fox) shenanigans and ramblings. Certified alarm/access control systems fucker arounder.
Married to a Dingo

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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Dead boy detectives after 4 episodes- Uhhhh the cat king is um... 🥴 Monty needs to stop being such a fucking crow, swear to God he is going to start giving Edwin shiny things. Niko is way too relatable. As is crystal. Edwin needs to stop being so obviously gay. Charles is .. very real.

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It's most certainly NOT a WAWA thing.

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David B 🏳️‍🌈 🎼 🐈‍⬛'s avatar David B 🏳️‍🌈 🎼 🐈‍⬛ @davidbrucas.bsky.social
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Corn! Brilliant!! 👍👏

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Frog Shaped Enemy of the Earth's avatar Frog Shaped Enemy of the Earth @artythefrog.bsky.social
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Hey guys I think they like each other a lot 🫣💦

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🔞 Daddys Girl 🔞 's avatar 🔞 Daddys Girl 🔞 @skippysbonezone.bsky.social
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Ughhhh Haida!!! take a fuckin shower dude! you reek!!!

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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The "once you get married you stop having sex", and "I've never been there and I've lived here all my life" ven diagram is just a circle.

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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I've never gotten the asexual argument. Like I get you are asexual, that all fine and good but that is exactly the same thing as straight people going , "Ewww the gays are kissing". Your sexuality does not override anyone else's enjoyment or jokes.

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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If I have to hear "it's just not your time yet" " you are too good in the position you are in" one more fucking time by someone of that age I will absolutely quit on the spot and find somewhere else.

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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I could kinda see a hand eye coordination use but.. padlocks are kinda... Weird XD

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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If this is an actual kids toy..... Why do kids need to know about padlocks? But also why is this so cute?

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the sad part of artists not tagging their kink art that I'm not a fan of: I have to miss out on their other art I would enjoy because I have to just mute them entirely ;n;

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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I don't really interact with people because I know if I interacted the way I do sometimes even i would be annoyed.

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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It'd be absolutely infuriating.. but hey, maybe Guinness world record for longest bdsm session?

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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One pump every 3 months for 10 years?

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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One pump of the dick for every time a page of an erotic comic comes out. Have fun.

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Bussy Bear 🐻🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Bussy Bear 🐻🏳️‍⚧️ @enbykitty.bsky.social
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Craving some fat cock on this Sunday Funday 🍆💦💦💦

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✨🐒✨

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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Hey guys just wanted to let y'all know my gammer tag It's CUMSLASHER42.

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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Too much info is always better than too little. I'm just being pedantic about idiosyncrasies.

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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I will wholeheartedly admit I actually am super hyped for the halo TV show. Both seasons have been pretty good story wise. Though I'm also absolutely hard for the reboot of Battlestar.,. Unnggg I really hope it's as good.

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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Damn right they are. Tax the hell out of them!

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Orpheus Condescending 's avatar Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com
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During the summer, ACAB stands for… All Churches Are Businesses

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#1 gator simp's avatar #1 gator simp @newluna.bsky.social
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It's not easy to work in such conditions🏗️

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King Chaos (now with 50% more Lithium)'s avatar King Chaos (now with 50% more Lithium) @seekingpeace.bsky.social
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Weekends are for fun with the hubby. So is every other day 😈

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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It just seems more Apt to start describing what's in the image rather than detailing it as "an image of" It doesn't need to be flowery or overly detailed it just seems redundant to me.

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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I could agree with that, it just seems odd to describe an image (photograph or not) with the prerequisite of "an image of" absolutely not saying Alt text is unimportant or anything like that, it just seems a bit like calling an ATM an ATM (automatic teller machine) machine.

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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Good golly Mrs. Molly.

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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It's my husband's birthday!!!

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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Question... Is it weird to put Alt text on an image and tell people it's an image? Isn't that kind of implied? Or am I just overthinking it?

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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Same though :( it was so useful

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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Oooohhhh~~~~

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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Always wanted a flashlight so big it needs a shoulder strap!

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A remnant from the past! (It only expired 4 years ago too)

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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I get that, makes sense :3

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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If you could fuck any character, absolutely any character, who would it be? For me it's definitely Barley (from Onward) Maybe Mr. Tumnus Fucked by is is a whooollee different list.

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Migraines suck xD

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😐😩

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mcsteamy's avatar mcsteamy @mcsteamy.bsky.social
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Assar being sultry, from last year

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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I want fucking peaches. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh But my husband is allergic.... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhjjjj

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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"when was the last time you saw lightning bugs? Bitch! When was the last time you were out somewhere you would actually see them?

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I don't eat ass. I devour it.

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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It'd be interesting if that was/is a capability for wireless charging... Though I would think it would be a huge heat issue no matter what.

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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I went on a bike ride :3 to target. I got a dough spatula because I'm fuuucccckkkekd

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Altaico🐯(🦊) 's avatar Altaico🐯(🦊) @altaico.dad
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That and they explicitly design them knowing you are probably going to be putting a case on it anyway, so there is already going to be an air gap from that as it is.

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