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I scream you scream we all scream for uh Lego

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Omg!!!!!!! Sarah smooches!!!!!!

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@kandyelmo.com So yeah everything that’s happened since is all your fault

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Hi elaine :3

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The primordial chaos first began with the Great Furring Event (GFE), also called the Furry Catastrophe or the Yiffening. Migratory tribes of furrys migrated to bsky in the thousands. Chemical evidence suggests that they evolved to produce “Posters Juice” that proliferated in the atmosphere since

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@lindsayellis.bsky.social I really liked your video :)
I don’t have anything to say but someone who’s big on Beatles tumblr and knows everything about every song they ever wrote, ALSO told me that Yoko split the band and mentioned nothing else you brought up. So it was a very enlightening watch!!!!!

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Watched it and oh yeah they’re going to be pissed hehehehehehehehehhe

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Grannies for peace goes hard

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I’m sapphic buuuuuuut, let’s say that, hypothetically, two buff trans dudes who were taller than me got on both sides of me and started fondling me, I would be quite happy :>

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this is literally me

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I’m full of ham………

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No you should have given me the other one

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You deserve a Nobel prize for this

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Fun fact: later this month when I move cross country both legs of the trip will take the same amount of time it takes to complete two and a half trips in Desert Bus 🫠

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The moka pot and its consequences has been a disaster for my sleep schedule

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Mireaze 🐶 57 days until homeless 🔞's avatar Mireaze 🐶 57 days until homeless 🔞 @mireaze.bsky.social
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I'm so soft yk, someone should come sink their teeth into me 🥺

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part of me is happy that the transmasc person who said i was racist because I didn't like Hades Town now has to live with the Neil Gaiman allegations cause their other hyperfixation is Good Omens but now im pissed that Lindsay Ellis just released a Beatles video cause thats their other hyperfixation

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Sheep roommate who stares at u like this cause they want ur weed

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Yeah it’s definitely that one

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Yeah first past the post fucking sucks… but also it sucks for people who are assholes too so that’s nice ig

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Alright that’s it, where do I report to brainwashing?

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All of this sounds cool but uh I have no money so no tithing. If the tithe is cooking then fuck yeah now we’re talking

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Mireaze 🐶 57 days until homeless 🔞's avatar Mireaze 🐶 57 days until homeless 🔞 @mireaze.bsky.social
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7 followers away from 300.... I have something fun planned for 300 👀

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Rip Kind of a shame but maybe Scottish labor and lib dem mps won’t be spineless and will help their country? Probably not :(

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Thank youuuuuuuuuu that’s really nice n sweet to hear 💙

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Would love to hear it ^^ I know that the party started to shit the bed after Sturgeon left but that’s pretty much it

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You think me gushing about politics is cute? 🥺

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Oh also the SNP ate shit. wtf even happened there

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I’m interested in what someone in Northern Ireland thinks about the election. Looking at the data it’s obvious that people are sick of the DUP’s shit, and showed their displeasure by…. electing different flavors of unionists. One guy is an independent who saved his own ass by leaving the party!

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Tbh pouring over UK election results and trying to find little details made me remember why i got a degree in political science. I think it's neat!!!!!!!!!!

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There's been a lot of sadness from people i follow about the UK politics, but there's something we can be proud of! Shockat Adam, Adnan Hussain and Iqbal Mohamed all ran against labor as independents and won! All three ran against labor's position on the war in Gaza and managed to flip the seats!!!

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Me going to walmart and being so brave so i can get my dino nuggies

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Hopefully labor lied about the whole “removing all rights for trans people“ thing but that’s probably not going to happen because they’re cowards

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excellent! we need a canary in the coal mine so I know what stocks to short

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hi if any of you have an EU passport pls marry me thanks

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Omg your hair looks so good!!!! :0

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I was coworkers with a guy like this. Genuinely believes that the Bible says the only form of government we should be in is a theocratic dictatorship. Is also scared shitless that he might violate something the church fathers said not to do 2000 years ago. Catholic adult converts need to be admitted

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One thing I’ve noticed about eu4 YouTubers is that no one actually knows the mechanics of eu4 and it’s just vibe based

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