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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:55 UTC

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:41 UTC

✂️ 🏀 ⚽️ 🪡

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:40 UTC

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:09 UTC

BIG OL’ FAT RAIN

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:13 UTC

On a scale from 1 to 10, how enthusiastic are you about nectar?

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 03:26 UTC

im ready

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 03:04 UTC

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 23:45 UTC

Marty McFly shoving 1955 George McFly into a wood chipper in front of Lorraine as a last ditch effort to get him to ask her out

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 23:20 UTC

Heh…

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 23:29 UTC

Sci-fi drug idea: A synthetic opioid which lasts for less than a minute, but makes you feel like you’ve been gone for a month. Have the entire addict experience while waiting for leftovers to reheat

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 18:50 UTC

Boba Fetta cheese

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:33 UTC

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:17 UTC

That’s it I’m callin Obama

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 01:06 UTC

Bīden

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 22:36 UTC

Baseball but at any point during the ninth inning an extra ball can be dropped into play by a random drone

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:56 UTC

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:29 UTC

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:31 UTC

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:46 UTC

Hunter Biden?

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:56 UTC

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:05 UTC

CUT YOUR WEIGHT IN HALF WITH ONE SIMPLE TRICK

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:59 UTC

Bottom dinner

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:51 UTC

🧠

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:31 UTC

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:59 UTC

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 17:43 UTC

You forgot the FPV drones

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:23 UTC

This nickelback documentary is terrible in the same way that nickelback’s music is terrible

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:15 UTC

It was actually just a little room in a giant 100 year old factory. Most of the lights didn’t work down there so it was creepy as shit, and I was usually alone in the building when I went exploring so…

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 04:03 UTC

I had a nightmare I was in this basement and this door was the only way out and the room was filling with carbon monoxide

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 01:53 UTC

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 00:53 UTC

Stonewall moment

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 00:39 UTC

I don’t if this is a characteristic ACAB moment or if it’s legit. They took a stretcher over near where I was but there wasn’t anything happening over there. The singer had to cut her set short

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 00:11 UTC

Cops shut down Pride. Some kind of incident. They’re ordering everyone to disperse

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 22:14 UTC

At Pride

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 04:57 UTC

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 02:39 UTC

I watched it while WFH today. He really could have conveyed the same amount of information in less than half an hour.

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:29 UTC

Yeah but I mean…in a general sense.

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:56 UTC

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:44 UTC

THIS NEEDS TO STOP

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:37 UTC

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 18:18 UTC

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 05:38 UTC

#SwissArmyGenital

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 04:23 UTC

That's my goin-to-church pants

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 03:46 UTC

Scene: Sandstorm by Darude slowly getting louder as a school bus with “FURRY DISCOURSE” painted on the side crests the horizon.

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 18:10 UTC

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[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 18:08 UTC

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 18:06 UTC

Raccoons aren’t real. Nobody has ever seen one.

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 18:04 UTC

Vore

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:37 UTC

Back in the day when bottoms were bottoms

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Ambien @ambienowl.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 02:24 UTC

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