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Alan Fisher

@amfisher.bsky.social

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Attorney, gamer (computer, RPG, tabletop), GM, husband, father, occasional author. Hatch Act restricted, so don't expect much politics.


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Nigel Farage?

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Can you imagine? “Hey, just woke up, how did Biden beat Hillary? Why is Trump running as a Republican? Well, at least the Supreme Court will make sense.”

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The Father, the Son, and the Holy Toast.

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Why make more than one character model when you can just reskin them, they asked, until they saw R2-D2 and wept.

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Make sure you schedule your transformation carefully so you don't end up as a badger in abyssal seas, or a giant squid in a sun-dappled meadow.

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Book 63: "Bringing Columbia Home" by M. Leinbach and J. Ward, about the staggering recovery effort after Columbia broke up during reentry over Texas. NASA's failures were, disturbing and unnecessary, but the book's focus is on the 25000 people, many volunteers, went out to find debris.

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"The Russians scare us, we hate the French, the British can't afford us, but the Americans . . . ."

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Jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to deep-fry a dog!

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Root is great. My group keeps bouncing hard off Oath. Arcs seems to be great on the first few plays.

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Look, we all know the Papal See has been vacant since the death of Peter. And, thus, I declare myself Pope.

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Punctuation error. "Would God help me?" "No, for this 'soup' shows you have abandoned Her."

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A dogo or dogo mix? Looks very similar to my dog.

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Mostly, you'll lose your preferences and anything in your shopping cart. Mildly annoying to find out you used to enjoy merlot but now you're a PBR man.

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Remember, while you can choose for the transporter to only collect essential cookies, you may not want to.

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The highest service a man may do for mankind is to kill a king (said someone once somewhere I'm sure).

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I'll just call him Ser, in a fit of originality.

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If it bleeds, it leads, and all that. Civil unrest is great for ratings!

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The same moral as in all fairy tales once the woods get dark enough, and the night deep enough, and the fires low enough, your morals don't matter, the world just wants to destroy you for random and inchoate reasons.

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How does inconceivable strike you, but only as said by Wallace Shawn?

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Direct CoC, no. But I’d think Deadlands, Haunted West, and maybe even Werewolf: Old West might touch on similar themes. Dogs in the Vineyard, too, in its own peculiar way.

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A penny for the old guys, indeed.

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Treaclecart went Reform, and Coolie went Sinn Fein.

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“Water of unknown quality” is the new “rodents of unusual size.”

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He should embrace Al, whether it's Albert, Alfred, Alan, Allen, or Allan.

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Letter of marque is the only solution.

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Remember that 'may you live in interesting times' is supposed to be a curse.

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Isn't that what they said about SecState Tillerson?

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I've been using this one for years.

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Or they are supercharging it - 'you can do all the official acts you want, but guess who gets to decide what an official act is?'

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"Do this thing and here's your pre-emptive pardon" might be powerful. Might not be. One hopes we don't find out.

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Some day Guam will be a fantasy land of long-forgotten restaurants. "Look kids, a Lone Star! And a Hardees! Is that a Red Lobster over there!"

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At the end of the day, any judgement as to what is an 'official act' now rests with the Court, a new super-presidency.

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Book 62: "Continental reckoning : the American West in the age of expansion" by the aptly named Elliott West. A dense and heavy read with enough anecdotes to keep it interesting. Does a good job of dispelling a lot of myths about America's westward expansion.

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I've seen Sickles' leg at Walter Reed. He used to toast it on the anniversary of its loss. Bit of shame the shell didn't hit him in the head.

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Walking Gettysburg with my then-young kids, telling them that this was the spot that the wave of the Confederacy broke against the rock that was Chamberlain, and my wife notes that Chamberlain was a member of her fraternity. The boys look at her in awe: "Did you know him?"

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One hundred percent agree.

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(In a Scottish accent) I keep hittin' em with th' dull side, but they aren't dyin'!

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If, somehow, Minnesota were forced to return it, one can only hope they would do it as a brown bag full of ashes.

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See, this company needs a combat barrister for these tricky demon negotiations while under fire.

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Main Justice/RFK Building.

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Unleash the sharks on enemies of the regime.

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Next she'll be praising the great poet John Shade and talking about how lovely Zembla is this time of year.

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We use a bit of garbled Latin and force people to take a test -that at least put us on par with doctors, but without the icky blood (there may still be blood, but it rarely lands on our briefs).

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Steampunk R2-D2?

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Accepting 'costed' would be how we coasted into illiteracy.

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Ain't that American.

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Much like the "Noodle Incident" or the "Marco Polo Bridge Incident," the Incident cannot be further discussed without destroying the mystery.

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Well, that'll lose him the Doggerland vote.

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My father was an Army Lt. Col. who was a solid Republican until Sarah Palin. His thoughts on Trump remain largely unprintable.

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I feel like many civilians have very little interaction with military and therefore make certain assumptions. Mind you, the military garrison mentality doesn’t help.

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