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amy j. garfield
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it's important for teens to know what wine is so they dont accidentally drink it and break the law
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amy j. garfield
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it's important for teens to know what wine is so they dont accidentally drink it and break the law
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amy j. garfield
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so many teens and even many adults these days have no idea what wine is "what, like complaining?" they say, but actually it's rly old grape juice
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amy j. garfield
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i would get all my teeth yanked out for some form of cyber dentures as long as there wasn't a subscription service attached to it
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amy j. garfield
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for lack of a better word, it's funny that at least part of why we're stuck with biden is bc of the guy who gave us shrek and quibi
www.thedailybeast.com/furious-holl...
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amy j. garfield
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saturday night live is a show about a bunch of funny friends who love to be funny together and every week they put on a show about being funny with yr friends
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amy j. garfield
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i mean you can keep one going out of habit for a good couple years just gotta keep an extra eye on it
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amy j. garfield
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they let girls named amy make posts nowadays it's very progressive actually
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amy j. garfield
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idk you can really tell when someone misses the compliant husk you were before you started transitioning
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amy j. garfield
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idk you can really tell when someone misses the compliant husk you were before you started transitioning
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amy j. garfield
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thank you for letting me know that the problem with my repeated tries and failures to get off nicotine are actually so hard on you, my bad for thinking it was something that was about me
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amy j. garfield
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it didn't occur to me until now but my coworkers are kim, kimber, burly, kay, kimmy and a full on kimberly and now i wonder how i got hired
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amy j. garfield
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as long as I can get to them pretty easy it's fine if they're not strictly next to a vent
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amy j. garfield
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let me come live in yr walls i think id be good at it, just leave me some protein shakes near the air vents
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amy j. garfield
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kind of shit im on lately
youtu.be/CNPdO5TZ1DQ?...
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amy j. garfield
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in a just universe I would've been marge simpson but self actualized (bisexual)
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amy j. garfield
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excitedly rushing over to the rest of my group of disney adults to tell them that captain hook pointed at my pride pin and made a heart with his hands and im so happy he trusts me enough to tell me he's queer
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amy j. garfield
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if I met ted lasso id tell him that there was a sports guy who was engaging in some stinkin' thinkin' inside my switched-on wood chipper
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amy j. garfield
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i don't, but I figure if I can run elden ring on my PC, I should be able to make it work with no issues
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amy j. garfield
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358/2 days and re:coded are just cutscene compilations and it doesnt have any of the mobile games but like it's all the other stuff?
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amy j. garfield
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wait i can get basically all the kingdom hearts games on steam :0
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amy j. garfield
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we need tranny jackass or at least tranny three stooges
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amy j. garfield
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sometimes a cowpoke gets tired of whiskey and just needs a dry martini
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amy j. garfield
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idk I just think it's a weird vibe for a semi lapsed but previously devout protestant to decide orthodox christianity is rly interesting and has cool aesthetics. like im just saying at least one of the places that road leads is not one i wanna accompany someone down
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amy j. garfield
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oops, sad amy, get out of here! go play elden ring alone in a room
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amy j. garfield
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i bet its so fucking epic to be with someone who thinks yr hobbies are worth engaging with
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amy j. garfield
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swearing to my friends that i can do that thing where conspiracy theorists fold dollar bills to reveal hidden truths but with their expensive yugioh cards
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amy j. garfield
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they upgraded me to two big beers and one normal size hard cider
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amy j. garfield
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19.2 oz or ~568 mL. honestly I thought a weird number of ounces like that was bound to come out to a nice number in metric but ig not
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amy j. garfield
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they let girls named amy make posts nowadays it's very progressive actually
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amy j. garfield
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I'm sorry but then you don't have plain vermouth on the rocks and you will be exiled from society for violating the accords
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amy j. garfield
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im not happy abt it either tbh
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amy j. garfield
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2025 is the year we all start drinking plain vermouth on the rocks
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amy j. garfield
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def not the same but you gotta make do sometimes
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amy j. garfield
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what if YOU drank 2 big beers tonight 🫵
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amy j. garfield
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what if I drank 2 big beers tonight
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amy j. garfield
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my favorite part of a peach is the crunchy middle 🤤
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amy j. garfield
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if yr nice to the hairdresser and have established yrself as a generous tipper, they'll let you take a sip of the blue stuff but only one
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amy j. garfield
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in a just universe I would've been marge simpson but self actualized (bisexual)
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amy j. garfield
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ive never told anybody this before but i have a cephalopod-type beak inside my butthole and it has a venomous bite
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amy j. garfield
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*weak lol
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amy j. garfield
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seems likely but c'mon at least try and entice me, this shit's wrap
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amy j. garfield
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what are we doing here dogg
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amy j. garfield
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amyposting
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amy j. garfield
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oh hey ive been here a year (also i was so wrong when I said that 😌)
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amy j. garfield
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the good thing is she was struggling to push 55 mph on the interstate, so I'd have a fighting chance
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amy j. garfield
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wondering if i say it's a kink i can get a girl to let me lay my head in her lap while she sings me a sweet little song and strokes my hair and tells me everything is gonna be ok
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amy j. garfield
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oscar mayer is sending his goons after me. that guy has ways of making people disappear, maybe think twice before you eat that next hot dog
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amy j. garfield
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nice to see so many people who care abt trans women* this morning *concern troll abt terfs bc their special boy was accused of multiple counts of sexual assault
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amy j. garfield
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hmu if you want a chip that kills you
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amy j. garfield
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im going to start selling unregulated spicy challenge foods
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