Pissperity Guardian

Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:03 UTC

MFW someone says a train toots

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:34 UTC

That’s right, Mr. President.

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:55 UTC

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:46 UTC

Israel on October 7

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:29 UTC

Big week for me

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:25 UTC

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 04:48 UTC

I’ll say it: Labour won off of Keir Starmer’s charisma alone.

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:50 UTC

Remember when they would have a subform called something like “The Backyard” where everyone had to take their little fights? I miss that.

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:35 UTC

People who use “preservatives” as a pejorative are enemies of progress

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 00:32 UTC

Fifteen minutes into the Fourth of July livestream with the Bidens and it appears to be going well

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:53 UTC

It is such bullshit that food goes bad

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:52 UTC

I think Biden should stay in. I want to see him order a preemptive nuclear strike on Yugoslavia.

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 21:35 UTC

🤷🏻‍♂️

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 20:29 UTC

Nope, I’m sure not. But in 2020 you didn’t see a flood of articles telling him to drop out in the New York Times.

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 20:16 UTC

Fair enough! Guess we’re stuck with running a losing election against Trump with a guy who looks and acts clinically dead.

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 20:13 UTC

Oh ok. Well I guess the Dems don’t have any choice but to lose to Trump again by running a corpse.

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 20:09 UTC

By “different entity” you mean “sub entity”, correct? Since the Democratic National Committee organizes and runs the Democratic National Convention.

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:58 UTC

I’m asking who decides which person is nominated. Is it the same people who made this argument in federal court?
lawandcrime.com/opinion/bern...

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:47 UTC

🙅🏻‍♂️ I’m going to be very clear that I do not consent to whatever this is 🙅🏻‍♂️

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:42 UTC

Is this a BDSM thing? Because I’m not interested.

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:39 UTC

Thank you Muscle Mouse Michael!

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:38 UTC

No that’s not an organization. Sorry, but its name is on the top of my tongue but it’s just not coming to me.

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:37 UTC

No I think there’s an organization that has the final say. I can’t remember the name of it though.

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

What was the name of the organization that nominates the Democrats’ presidential candidate again?

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 06:45 UTC

Also works with videos of IOF guys bragging about killing children, of which there are several

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 15:49 UTC

Cool trick: When a genocide defender says an atrocity video from Gaza is “Pallywood”, you’re morally allowed to send them a video of an IOF soldier getting sniped and ask if that’s also Pallywood

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 04:01 UTC

NO!

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:53 UTC

You guys think Jill and Joe are fuckin right now?

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:45 UTC

It’s kitty!

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:27 UTC

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:46 UTC

Damn this country’s gonna live forever

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:37 UTC

I wonder if the doctor who mixes Biden’s drug cocktail considers themselves an artist

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:33 UTC

I’m just watching the debate for the commercials telling me to visit Dubai

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 22:44 UTC

Oh don’t sell them too short. They played a significant role in forcing dollar hegemony and mass privatization on the world.

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 22:38 UTC

Oh never, but but now they’re both evil and failures

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 22:23 UTC

‪Morale must be pretty low at the CIA‬ right now

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 21:59 UTC

Bill Burns really fucked up on that Bolivia coup, huh?

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Pissperity Guardian @andipalmur.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 05:17 UTC

(reading world news) Well I’m glad none of that will ever happen here

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