An Dipshit™

An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:21 UTC

Gonna punt you into the fucking sun

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:13 UTC

Just wait until I finally get the role Whole batsuit of nothing but nipples

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:12 UTC

I don't

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:11 UTC

Mine too

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:42 UTC

Okay, I'll log off

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:41 UTC

You should try it sometime. I hear it's nice

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Aug 26, 2023 at 02:21 UTC

🎶 Bustin' makes me feel empty🎶

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:50 UTC

I knew I shouldn't have told you I have eyes on the sides of my head irl

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:43 UTC

Dogs. Just working your way up the food chain until you eat god

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:53 UTC

Next step? Eating the cats

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:52 UTC

The Picross of Dorian Gray

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 08:24 UTC

Yeah you could get a handjob, but have you considered getting a hand𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘳

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 08:19 UTC

Hopefully dead

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 07:54 UTC

I bet hank had a star trek phase that he is too ashamed to talk about

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 06:29 UTC

Ahh see that's the issue. No docks around here!

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 06:03 UTC

hell yeah

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:57 UTC

If I could afford good drugs, I wouldn't be excited about finding a half bottle of dollar store ibuprofen

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:54 UTC

Solid life advice. I'll go call my local crack head. Thanks

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:54 UTC

no... no I wont

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:48 UTC

generic, but about 15 pills!

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:42 UTC

I found a half bottle of ibuprofen and said out loud "oh hell yeah" like I had just found a nugget of weed in the couch cushion. This is being in your 30s

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:01 UTC

Damn

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 04:01 UTC

A

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:19 UTC

a

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:08 UTC

booooooo rigged I tells ya

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:08 UTC

accept

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:04 UTC

Everyone in the bar starts pissing

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:02 UTC

You cheated

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:02 UTC

A

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:01 UTC

Couch locked Kirby

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:12 UTC

@oldkels.bsky.social told me to post this drawing I did of a kirby bong, so I am

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 23:00 UTC

I wonder if this will work for my asthma too

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

I'm sorry I destroyed you

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:07 UTC

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @dumbquixote.bsky.social 5

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An Dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

They should have a play date with my son aspartame

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