Father of 3 kids, person of 3 doggos, husband of 1 wife, cyclist of 1 bike, partner at Paliare Roland, citizen of Toronto -- no legal advice here, and *not a KC. And yes, that is an original goddam 1978 Participaction Canada Fitness Test Gold Badge.
From today forward any Canadian lawyer who cites any SCOTUS decision issued in the last 10 years as “persuasive” but non-binding authority should face professional discipline. The illegitimate ravings of an illegitimate court bought & installed to usher in a Christo-Fascist state.
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Jesus man it was Goldbug
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Lavender-Daisy Late June Explosion
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The Toronto Zoo is 50 yrs old today which can only mean it is time for Doug Ford and Kinga Surma to take it from the City of Toronto, shut it down, shoot the animals, clear cut the trees, and sell it cheap to a donor developer to build detached 3 car garage monster homes in the name of affordability
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producer of low quality content believes producers of low quality content should not have jobs
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The Ford government is making this up. It’s not enough to move the Ontario Science Centre contents to Ontario Place as a beard for the Therme Spa parking garage. They also need to justify demolishing the building so the land under can be sold to his developer friends
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Ok no tie. But a very fun game. Need to score some, you know, goals.
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Why yes the Canada Men’s National Footie Team is playing Argentina tonight in the Copa America. Would be exceptionally happy with a tie.
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A core Toronto cultural touchstone.
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The new separated University Avenue southbound bike lane is gonna be glorious like Adelaide when it opens.
#BikeTO
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The rare two legged mini poodle eyeing prey in its natural habitat.
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I feel like if you have a “no smoking” sign that big on a lake freighter that the sailors are probably not heeding the instruction.
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“Cream Cheese Bagel”
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This Wall of Hardy you are putting out is getting me addicted. Was not familiar with her game.
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Les caniches totally not understanding how big it is for the Canadian men’s team to tie France.
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Vacationing with your dentist is like pulling teeth.
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Bill Barilko disappeared
With his dentist
They were on a fishing trip
The last goal he ever scored
Won the Leafs the Cup
They didn’t win another
Till 1962
The year he and his dentist
Were discovered
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Thank you for not littering.
#BikeTO
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MistyTO
FoggyTO
SpookyTO
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Anyone who is both a user of food delivery services and even slightly anti-bike lanes (a common combo) need to stfu about the dangers (real!) of their riding on the sidewalk
And remember, as dangerous as they may be, they aren’t 1% as dangerous as a wanktank or any other 4 wheel motorized vehicle
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The Poozers really dig the Cold War spy craft fiction genre.
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Convicted felon Conrad Black was pardoned by convicted felon Donald Trump.
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Blades removed.
Another approach is to leave the blades on, cut off the knobs to drive into the ground, and string the plants from the blades. Either way they are excellent stakes.
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It’s traditional to stake the tomatoes during the NHL semi-finals.
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Orange jumpsuits are the new spray on orange tan
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This is the correct order but in first place I believe you misspelled Alabama
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The Sphinxapoo is indifferent about the birthday of a foreign monarch who died 123 years ago but is happy to spend the long weekend more or less like every other day.
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Toronto police need to be shamed relentlessly until they stop parking their wanktanks in our bike lanes for convenience and lulz rather than for those rare occasions when they actually have to as part of doing their jobs. #BikeTO
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Look here, Ms. Cardinal, we know your boyfriend is nearby so you might as well have him come out too so we can have a little chirp with him. Yes, we have his description - about your size with a similar beak but bright red. What’s it gonna be, easy way or hard way?
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a splash of colour on an otherwise limited palette overlayed by a sense of dread?
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Looking out the window I noticed a few Canadian flags on Front Street in front of Union Station so I pulled out the binoculars and of course it’s a small Clot of Convoyards (TM) dragging their conspiracy and fascism stained sorry asses around the sidewalk.
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So, if I steal a wanktank and and kill a pedestrian or cyclist with it during the getaway, I will lose my driver’s license for the theft but not the homicide. Got it.
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It’s that one week in May when Toronto smells like you’ve walked into a parfumerie
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Thomas Shadwell never recovered from his Pope pummeling in Mackflecknoe. Though he still managed to be buried in Westminster Abbey.
Restoration poets were savages.
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Top to Bottom:
Sky
Lake
Islands
Harbour
Winged Condos
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Let he who hath not in divorce proceedings claimed under oath that part of his brain was eaten by a worm resulting in reduced mental capacity and then run for the most powerful position in the world cast the first stone.
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I see what you did there.
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The Jays were only scoring one run a game out of respect for the Leafs. They can swing away now.
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In the U.S. the far right had to spend decades stacking the judiciary with wacko zealots to get what they want, but Poilievre has just told us he’s gonna notwithstanding his way through it.
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The Platonic form of the asshole, as it were.
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It seems appropriate to welcome Bluesky’s new gif function with this representation of Toronto sports.
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I was just going to say “you’re a bad pup” and give her a belly rub but then I stopped and thought:
What Would Kristi Noem Do?
#WWKND
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Just the Leader of His Majesty’s Loyal Opposition shooting the breeze with & expressing his support for white supremacists flying Diagolon & Fuck Trudeau flags.
@theglobeandmail.com put this on the front page for a day instead of channeling the tax outrage of doctors with professional corporations.
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Your Wanktank is dangerous & needs to be banned.
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Going through old handed-down family photos, I have no idea who these people are but I do know the dude is feeling quite confident in his chances.
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Spouses may testify against one another in Canada about their pillow talk if they choose to, they just can’t be compelled to do so.
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This is fascinating because in Canada not only lawyers but also their spouses are automatically excluded from the pool.
My wife and I would LOVE to be on a jury but no dice.
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The guy with the Connor McChrist shirt watching Connor McDavid warm up at the Edmonton Oilers game last night.
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