Andrew Paul

@andrewpaul.bsky.social

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Mississippi cyberpunk Jewboy writing dystopian horror for Popular Science.

www.andrewpaulwrites.com

Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 19:51 UTC

back in the land of revolving sushi

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:07 UTC

smoke em if you got em

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:07 UTC

i have a vision that is so cruel in its impossibility: Biden gives televised 4th of July address announcing his resignation, endorses Kamala. Throws in a bunch of Bill Pullman ID4 nonsense that normie voting Americans get off on flips the narrative, possibly enrages Trump to the point of stroke

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b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:58 UTC

this entire crusade against diversity in hiring and admissions is based on the supposition that all white men are necessarily more qualified than any nonwhite person or woman who might be considered for the job. like, this lawsuit more or less states that outright.

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 12:16 UTC

counterpoint: wait until April and hate yourself even more

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:58 UTC

*finally* some good news

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:58 UTC

Josie is this a cry for help

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:31 UTC

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:24 UTC

but also fuck off with that 'both should take mental fitness tests' shit

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:24 UTC

holy shit even Pelosi is getting in on it

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:19 UTC

i don't wanna jinx anything but is the ball really starting to roll on this?

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:10 UTC

The 'Biden Resign on the 4th of July' Challenge

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:28 UTC

NYT editorial assistants cower underneath their desks as Dean Baquet leaps on top Pamela Paul's desk, foam dripping from his gaping maw "BOTH SIDES BOTH SIDES BOTH SIDESSSSSSSS"

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:42 UTC

it's gonna be truly wild in two decades, whatever existence that may look like, when we can look back and say 'holy shit Donald Trump was a thing. what in the absolute fuck, man'

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:30 UTC

still would reallyyyy love his overall 'below average' existence to balance out those numbers

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:28 UTC

they're onto you

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:27 UTC

oh for sure. as a legal nonexpert, i can't figure out why prosecution would agree to it, either

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:25 UTC

and yet...

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:25 UTC

i'm no lawyer but tbh how is paying to keep an affair hush-hush an 'official duty?'

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:23 UTC

i'm gonna be so goddamn mad if part of protecting the nation from existential ruin requires collectively defending Pelosi and Schumer from military tribunals, of all people

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 16:20 UTC

me, this time next year

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:30 UTC

hot steamy FREE SPEECH action

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Pyrholidon Enthusiast @pyrholidon.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:30 UTC

First amendment gone wild can be yours for just $19.99!

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:28 UTC

NYT editorial assistants cower underneath their desks as Dean Baquet leaps on top Pamela Paul's desk, foam dripping from his gaping maw "BOTH SIDES BOTH SIDES BOTH SIDESSSSSSSS"

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:20 UTC

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 13:12 UTC

The States Project is one of the best bang-for-your-buck options for your campaign donations. Even beyond it, though, state legislatures deserve your attention. Next time you're tempted to send money to whoever's going to lose to MTG, send it instead to a contested state leg seat.

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:19 UTC

*this* is what true leadership looks like

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:55 UTC

is Transmetropolitan worth a read? i've been waffling for years

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Conor Conneally @ernekid.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:37 UTC

SCOTUS rules that the 2nd Amendment means that the Sentinel program is constitutional

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:42 UTC

JK Rowling: "if i locked 100 men and bi women of 'average sexual experience' in a room, i could learn all their kinks in 24 hours or less. i bet some of those men jerk it to stuff i don't like. ERGO: i do not like peeing in stalls next to them i am the normal person in this scenario."

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 12:34 UTC

"SCOTUS has issued its newest ruling." SCOTUS:

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 01:06 UTC

who the hell knows at this point? just exhausting

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

i’m heading back to Vegas in a couple days but after today’s news, if i wander into the desert like Paul Atreides, never to return, i’m sure you’ll all understand

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 00:29 UTC

Monday motivation

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:19 UTC

*this* is what true leadership looks like

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Winifred Burton Updates @authorwinifred.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:58 UTC

Some of the nihilism I'm seeing on the skyline is why Black people say y'all wouldn't last an hour as us, btw.

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 19:36 UTC

i'm wondering out loud here but i suspect some of our best political candidates are dissuaded from running for office purely because they spent the last 20 years putting every stupid thought in their head online

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

it's been over 3 hours since the SCOTUS immunity ruling the fact that the Biden WH didn't immediately put out any statement on today's *extremely* foreseeable outcome sort of says it all, y'know?

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 18:51 UTC

when you truly believe 'Christian' men will lead a nation, then you don't need to be consider threats to Christian men's liberties.

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 18:48 UTC

i'm having a hard time believing this is a bot account right now

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:15 UTC

no no you don't understand you are NOT allowed to feel the WRONG feeling on social media there is ONLY one right feeling and you are NOT expressing it properly you dweeb, you absolute cretin

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:13 UTC

Justice Alito:

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 16:18 UTC

and when they came for me, i said lol. lmao.

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:59 UTC

sit the absolute fuck down

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:57 UTC

i will also say for a (hopefully) bit of perspective how many times/news drops/events have you seen posted with the 'This is it' 'We're done' 'Stick a fork in it' sentiment throughout your social media life? we've been stuck with a fork many times over at this point and yet here we still are

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:22 UTC

www.inverse.com/input/cultur...

👋👋

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:15 UTC

i'm not sure if this will comfort anyone but the US has not been a functional democracy for certain people since its inception. and those people have endured. the 'functional democracy' no longer applies to the majority of people, not just a minority. act accordingly, as we always should have

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:54 UTC

genuine question: will that do anything to start reversing the existing damage, though?

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:48 UTC

Jackson's dissents are gonna be very vital historical documents, provided they aren't purged in the coming years of course

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Andrew Paul @andrewpaul.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:43 UTC

and because they're confident Democrats won't hold the office again

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