andwhyisit @andwhyisit.bugsiteguardian.com

Clearly every recorded shark attack was actually an amateur shark lifeguard who forgot that shark teeth are too pointy for grabbing humans with.

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Jaws - Commissions open @jaws-stone.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 01:16 UTC

Just a dude out here trying to save these folks! Smh

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Requinoesis✨ @requinoesis.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 02:59 UTC

An ancestral instinctive reflex, before they had arms, sharks grabbed things with their mouths! hahah

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