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Snobby gen-Xer near NYC. Music person, food, dogs, nyc, nj. He/him.


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The washington post ran an absolutely poisonous account of his first campaign event. One unfair aspect was multiple paragraphs about an attendee who gave him a hard time about Gaza, when it was obvious that Biden couldn't handle the same question.

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Yep, older sister is now diagnosed on the spectrum, had a hellish time in school in the 80s and would have benefited immensely if parents and educators knew then what they know now. Any smart educator from back in the day is going to remember people like this.

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...and he was the chosen candidate after an abbreviated primary, due to covid and fear that a regular fight would somehow help Trump. A real primary *this* year would have been fair to voters and would have tested Biden at the appropriate moment.

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The situation is especially galling because Democrats want to run on "the threat to Democracy." It's like we YEAH WE KNOW.

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Don't forget that it goes the other way as well (with animals adapting to what plants they can consume.) The plant is much older than people, as far as I can tell from cursory googling.

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I mean, go back in time and then other viable candidates can run in the primary. Maybe even the press takes Phillips seriously. That could (and should) have happened - it didn't have to be a coronation for an incumbent with a low approval rating.

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Alternate plan and/or proposed modification: Listen to ska music while you do it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCpm...

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Live Updates: After Halting Debate Performance, Biden Tries to Reassure Democrats at Rally www.nytimes.com/live/2024/06...

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Also the shit sommelier insists that he's the one the only one trying to save this restaurant.

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Better to see and hear it for myself than to have to put up with the million forthcoming takes. I think that would be more maddening for me if I didn't see the actual thing.

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Right, but imagine a president that could actually say the shit you think the moderators should say. Why the fuck don't we have that. (I mean, I feel like I basically understand why, because electoral politics are dominated by establishment types, but you'd think we would learn.)

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The thing is, we've got this democratic process that one side insists they are the true defenders of. We could've used it to nominate someone who is both. The candidate on stage should be mopping the floor with Trump.

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Trump's expression when Biden criticizes him does make him look guilty, like "yeah you got me."

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I fuckin' hate my wife's Outback, but when the time came I got a Crosstrek with the sport package (zippy engine etc) and I unabashedly love it.

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I wish all those phony hot women on Instagram really did like my photos.

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Makes sense, as it's just Chegg with better writing. If you ask a generic question, it's easy to find a boilerplate answer.

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The headline's already been turned around and softened, of course. Now it's "Latimer Defeats Bowman in Contentious New York Primary."

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Pretty sure everybody is talking about the regular block, i.e just blocking an account? It hides the exchange that caused disagreement which is indeed awesome.

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The one thing I wish they'd give us is a speed limiter dial, that would set the maximum speed. Say if I'm driving in the city of New York, where there is a blanket speed limit of 25, I could set my car so that even if I mash down on the gas pedal it goes 25. This would also be useful when parking.

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But, I did grow up in a cult-like protestant religion that basically told you "don't read books, other than ours" so maybe he really means it the first way, who knows.

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Yeah, I initially read that as "Christians shouldn't listen to podcasts" which seemed to be an unnecessary prohibition. But you can read it as "listening to a podcast is not sufficient, what you need is a christian way of life" which is his larger point.

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I mean seriously, since GP we've had a holding pattern of insane blowhards who flame out (Spitzer and Cuomo), replaced by their lieutenants who are at best vaguely lame (Paterson) or worse (Hochul). Pataki was not a psycho and he actually got himself elected, I think he beats all of them.

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The crazy thing is how nostalgic it makes me for Pataki, who made green initiatives and the MTA a huge part of his brand. If the GOP could just float somebody who is an actual moderate in '26 NYC might just shrug and say what's the difference.

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What I don't get it why the government can't regulate any accessory they want. You can still "bear arms," you just don't get the little attachment, what's the problem.

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youtu.be/c7f9SoDuHjY?...

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This reminded me of the confessional piece Amy Schumer's character writes in the movie Trainwreck, which at the time seemed like laughably improbable gibberish.

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I am Trying to Make Fruit Tart

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Never been here for it, never been all about it.

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I mean, it's an opinion piece in the New York Times. It doesn't need to be thought through, it just needs to represent a position the Times would like to publish. Most of them fall flat in the slightest breeze.

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Yeah its like would that *really* clarify that it's fake?

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The article just straight-up ignores what we eventually learned about aerosolized transmission, which was hardly good news for reopening everything.

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The albums are all priced pretty low ($5 or $6), looks like bullshit to me.

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I mean sure, if *you* killed a couple guys and got off you'd probably also think this paperwork thing does not rise to the same level. Makes sense actually.

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Glad it's coming along. You can just close the window and it'll stop, if you want. Then tomorrow it should fast-forward to the same spot when you run it again.

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Yeah no, and now his fans are really part of the problem, since they'll pop up in every comment section and argue that what he did wasn't a big deal, which continues to be harmful. His "unflinching" honesty was always self-serving at the end of the day.

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The best part is that once you've done it once the updates are super fast - it skips over all the stuff that's still the same and updates anything that has changed.

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1.6 TB will still take a while, but maybe more like a couple hours, not 16, and you can see the progress, even stop and pick up where you left off later.

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To get to dos, type cmd.exe into the search box.

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Here's what my backup script looks like: robocopy "i:\Music" "f:\Music" /mir Where I: is the source, F: is the backup. /mir deletes shit in the backup that is no longer in the source, maybe don't use that at first because it could be catastrophic if you mix up source and destination.

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Yes, there is a dos command called robocopy that is fast.

learn.microsoft.com/en-us/window...

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Just got pinged by a service that apparently pays for phony restaurant ratings. Coincidentally I just three-starred a halal joint that had lots of sus fives. (Seriously, if that's "the best halal you've ever had in your life" I feel bad for you, anonymous reviewer.)

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There's that and there's the birtherism, which made zero sense unless you are a frothing racist. Like, I don't think there's been an adequate public accounting for how dumb it really was.

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We need to keep rolling out ranked-choice voting so that people can vote third-party without vote splitting.

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I'm sure part of the fun in making them is to really skirt the line between things that are too dumb to be real and details that would be in an authentic editorial cartoon.

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Congrats you've been POED. Kelly's comics in the Onion pretty much always mean the opposite of what they say. He is a satirical imitation of political cartoonists like Tom Toles.

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Can't listen to bebop in downtown coffeehouses, because of folk.

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The Replacements

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I would say no as long as the students see a real photo / video of you early on, to demonstrate that you are a real person who really looks like that. If their *only* visual representation of their instructor is that illustration then yes that seems undesirable to me.

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Westie boy took his job a little too seriously today. The goofball with the cone would periodically rush in to help but he doesn't really get it. #dogsofbluesky

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