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Is it fire? Please tell me it's not fire.
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“Thou shalt not make a machine to counterfeit a human mind” The Orange Catholic Bible
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Is it fire? Please tell me it's not fire.
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I could stop on my way home, get 4 new tires on the car while I shopped for a new camera, a couch, a box of 10 penny nails, and a fridge. And milk, of course.
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Thanks for the memories! We used to have a chain of stores that sold furniture, appliances, pet supplies and live fish, automotive anything, audio/video everything including car stereos, aaaaand groceries. All under one roof. Closed on Sundays. When the old man died his kids ruined the business.
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Look... I'm sorry! I canceled Hulu because I can get the same, commercial saturated content for free with an outdoor antenna. That doesn't make me Hitler. Lighten up, folks!
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I have two of those. And now, 20 years later, still not sorry.
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But can you put your hands in your head?
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No one made a size 10 burrito better than Foggy's Notion. No one...
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Another example of guns not killing people. Perhaps the founding fathers should have guaranteed the Right to Bare Arms.
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All our pots and pans are stainless steel. Induction can't even tell they're there! Oh, well, we'll be dead soon anyway.
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I often read and enjoy your comments. You strike me as a talented and intelligent person. I am no one of importance in the grand scheme of things so why would my comments, vitriol or compliment, really matter? On the off chance that they do, please accept my gratitude for the good you add to my day.
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I case you missed this one...
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One can hope...
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New item at the REI store: Chocolate Almond Butt.
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Love and Robots, perhaps the final episode, portrays the extinction of the human race. It's hilarious!
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The NYT appeared on my doorstep so I tossed it to the neighbor's but it just kept coming. Neighbor and I travel so almost never see each other. After a month the Times called for late payment. I had never subscribed! They threatened collections and I called their bluff, they had proof. Jerks.
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Off to work, he goes...
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The attention grabber for me is, "...why wouldn't you want warmer weather in the northern regions?" (Later that same century the "Bread Basket" blows away in violent dust storms.)
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This is what happens when the kid who got the most wedgies in grade school grows up to be a serial fascist.
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I'll see your album and raise you 6 surround sound speakers, a center channel, and two sub woofers. The stuff dreams are made of.
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I like to peel 3 potatos and cube them, then toss them in a bread bag with chopped sweet onion and some peanut oil. Inflate the bag and shake vigorously. Drop the contents into a frying pan until nicely browned, season to taste, and serve under a thick blanket of fresh, hot sausage gravy.
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(Fingers crossed)
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The same thing happened to my daughter, five positive interviews. Boom, not hired. Four months later they call her out of the blue, offer her a better job, and said she was the only candidate. She starts in October. Perhaps your story will have a similar ending. (fingers crossed)
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Here's to you and here's to me, And if we ever disagree, To hell with you and here's to me. Or something like that. I never really had any friends to share that with.
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Hmmm... pretty sure 'moist' is a dirty word.
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My mistakes followed me. That 17-year-old boy should pay and pay and pay some more. And other boys should see his example and maybe decide to behave responsibly. But no, the GOP prefers little or no accountability, especially if it makes them filthy, stinking rich.
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Good bye old friend! You were a good stove.
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It's true! I came home from college just a bit stoned and my parents aborted me on the spot.
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If he drops out I shall write him in.
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Look, he SAID it was a witch hunt. Out of respect for the former president I think we should grant his wish and round up a stake.
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A friend of mine who's greatest loves were Rag Time piano and Vespas had used the "gay clause" to escape the Navy. I wonder if he was part of this pardon?
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Only since the Assyrians first began repressing women.
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What the... There's an actual SONG they all used to leave me!?!
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My life before physics: "He's so weird!" "Yeah, I know" After physics major: "He's so weird!" "Yeah, he's a physics professor." "Ohhhhhhhhhhh... cool!"
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Love means never having to say, "Hold the sugar, please."
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I think I'm a smegma, but I don't see it on the list.
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Mine are all horizontal, all three stories. All the 3-way switches have to be down when the lights are off. My sock/underwear drawer is a disaster. One has to draw the line somewhere.
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Marriage can be like a shoe store; lots of nice looking shoes but they don't all fit and some just fall apart too soon. Blame the shoe, not the foot.
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That explains a lot! I think some of your furniture must be at MY house. Thank you very little.
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I went to post-birth kindergarten. (Against my will, I might add.)
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Not ONLY Christians. Plenty of religions condone murde..., I mean, Love.
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Things I used to do as a kid living in the Rocky Mountains.
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Geez! Get with the times! You have, of course, heard of a Money Belt, right? Well, that's his Secret Documents Diaper. They sell them at all the finest stores.
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Nuclear power was my first vocation. I loved the science, and still do. I finally concluded that we were planting the seeds for our own destruction. I don't panic and fuss about it anymore. Doom and gloom is such a waste. I'll be dancing and singing until the ship slips below the waves. Join me!
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The RNC sent me a letter last year!!! "Help us put God back in government..." I returned the form with a quote which I shall not repeat here. I haven't heard from them since.
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For example only: I would discard free front row tickets to a Taylor Swift concert if the Orange Skidmark was also appearing. Hmmmmm, but now that I think about it I probably WOULD go if he was appearing as an ash-filled urn.
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'Blue Angels'... is what I call them after abstaining for several months. TMI? Let me know, 'cause I score low on social graces.
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While she's "defending" her home I am blocking supply routes, cutting off power, and tossing dead animals into the water system. These people are simpletons.
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Lots of drinking water lies "far underground."
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I have the VHS copy. Still fun to watch.
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Waldo has really let himself go! Holy crap, Batman.
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