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Dr. Jen M

@awesomebiota.bsky.social

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FT Academic Partnership Accelerator✍️, PT Biology educator 🧪, mycologist 🍄, knitter 🧶, urban wanderer 🥾, captain of the Thoop Troop 🍲. Follower of Floaty Boaties 🛳️⛴️🚢.
Living in Halifax, NS
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A special good night to the Emerald Princess, who’s hanging out in port until almost midnight! If you toot goodbye and wake me up, I won’t hold it against you. Maritime rules are maritime rules., folks! No complaining allowed.

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Needs red laser eyes. Then it is a Wee Evil.

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Mango sorbet is the best sorbet.

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Yeah, I thought my commute to work was like a 20-minute bus ride. The irony is that it probably would be with the construction, and it’s like 6 stops. Lol

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… so my concept of distance around HRM was off by a factor of 10 and not in a favourable way. I thought that part of Dartmouth was like living in London and commuting to Toronto every day. I did London-Sarnia a few times a week and it killed me.

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See? Other people are far more knowledgeable about that side of the pond than I am. Lol. Because I knew I wasn’t moving my car here and wasn’t interested in a 1-hr bus commute I needed to be on the peninsula so I never even considered Dartmouth. Plus my map was WILDLY INCORRECT by scale, …

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*wrinkles nose* I mean, I like both of those things. But…not with sorbet. Maybe after sorbet. Or before sorbet. But not WITH sorbet.

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Oh, those are two clear and opposite directions. Lol. And from IKEA-ish, hospitals on the peninsula may almost be easier to get to than Dartmouth Gen. But I also…don’t live on The Dark Side for a reason. lol.

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The building I was looking to move to has paid parking (as in, you buy a parking spot and use it for the duration of your residency in the building) and it was $50,000 for a spot. Most of the units were purchased condos; no option of a monthly spot.

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So Dartmouth way out on the other side of the city? Lower rent, but still highly competitive because it’s on a bus route directly onto the peninsula. That area is a car-required area of the HRM…check how much parking is in the building (mine is $175/month for residents, $300/mo for non-residents)

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I pay a mind-numbing amount in rent for a bachelor (and it’s now way more than I pay because I’m protected with a rent cap) but I have a great view, groceries across the street, and I can walk to work. That’s the trade-off I made and I’m happy with it. Other people spend hours on a bus or in a car

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VERY difficult. Start with big rental companies (Killam, Templeton, 444rent, capreit, northwest, etc), send out DOZENS of apartment applications, be prepared to compromise: you will either be close to work or have cheap rent, not both. Make sure it’s a yearly lease, NOT fixed term. Parking is $$$$$$

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D’oh. Fitz and the Tantrums are playing tonight and I forgot so I’m already in my PJs. Ah, well. Maybe next year I’ll be the cool kid singing along outside of the ticketed area 😂 maybe I’ll be lucky and the wind will blow in the direction of my apartment and I can sing along on my balcony…

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Yes yes! I like these rules. Sometimes when I go out for ice cream I ask for extra vegetables.

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My parents have one, and we used to make an awesome mixed berry frozen yogurt. A+. We tried lemon sorbet and I was underwhelmed.

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And if you can eat it out of a bowl instead of on a stick, it must be health food. I don’t make up the rules.

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I'm tempted to have sorbet for dinner. It's fruit n stuff. Has vitamins. It even has some fiber. Well, you have me convinced. Sorbet is health food. 🍨

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u sure?

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I just saw a cross-stitch project that said: "Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup" And now I'm giggling while packing my stuff up to go home. 🧶

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Square card readers are still free, aren't they? lol. Can you imagine a contractor whipping one of those out of their back pocket like they make candles at a farmer's market? "roof's done, you may see a few nails wash off in the first big rain, that'll be $6,000 minus the deposit. Just tap here"

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oh if only there was a machine that had been invented to turn those cheques into garden mulch. 😅

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then coated in a graham cracker crust, deep-fried, and topped with lettuce, tomato, marshmallow (instead of mayo), on a brioche bun. It would be good, I'm telling you!

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would not, but only because I don't eat beef (it's yucky). But if they somehow put that in a chicken burger (kinda like molé chicken with some 'shmallo?) I'd try it.

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A good account to pre-emptively block! I friggin hate it when people steal photos. I hate it even more when it's a blue-check account on The Other Place because they can actually monetize stealing your shit.

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Can you...ask for a different design from the person writing you cheques? *whispers* why are we still using cheques????? Even buskers take paypal. lol

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Throwing this into the science feed if any scientists have Presidential Aspirations. lol 🧪

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Are you currently a Dean, AVP, or another position of leadership & are thinking of making the jump to President? How about at a 220-year-old university that is primarily undergraduate but also has professional business (MBA, MBAN) & other grad (MA, MSc, PhD) programs?
griffithgroup.ca/smu-presvc/

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Today’s Thrifty Bits: another Banana Republic dress that retailed for $209 (found one online new with tags) and I got it for $10. It’s one of my thrifted dresses for fancier occasions (and I have A Meeting today…). Thrifted necklace (no maker’s mark), earrings from Splurge!

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there is a 20-something (I think BARELY 20-something) young man that is trying to figure out how old I am to decide if I'm worth flirting with in DMs. Dylan, I'm not worth it. I'm twice your age. Possibly older than your mom. Stop.

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After a while I think everyone would just get along (and maybe turn on me in the process). Sure, there would be fighting. But once everyone was full (had eaten a few rats to knock them down a few notches), I think we'd all just lounge around wherever I was being held hostage with a bunch of animals

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Great. Now the person's husband that is using my email (who's name is Valgarie, it's not even the same name as me...) named John is donating to the Indiana Bar Foundation using my email. He has donated a whopping $4.25 to the Civil Legal Assistance fund. Don't be so cheap, John.

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Shhhhhh. *whispers* the workers are working 🤫

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Today’s Thrifty Bits: a BR dress Avec Pockets! At the time this was new it was probably ~ $150, but now with their prices it would probably be more like $300 (they’ve gone bonkers…). I paid $12! Necklace was my grandma’s (unmarked costume piece), earrings from Treaty Truckhouse

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That’s who I’d that the gorillas take out first

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And now triple-toots! I’m being spoiled by boat toots tonight

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Volendam says TOOOOOOOOOOT! Off she goes to Bar Harbour. Bon voyage!

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I'm just waiting for this to progress into various healthcare-related woes. I already know one of the reasons for Divorce Lady for why she's signing the papers is because of infertility. Wayyyyyy too much information to know about someone I don't know.

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I don't know if Debt Buddy and Divorce Lady have ever met, but they both have the same concept of personal issues being aired publicly and I'm sure would get along smashingly well. STOP HAVING PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS IN AN ECHO CHAMBER IN PUBLIC. For frick sakes.

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oh my god seriously. The common area in the lobby of the floor is not the place to talk about your financial woes. I now have music playing quite loudly (luckily I'm the only person in this hallway & no one is around the corner today...) because I do NOT want to hear about your credit card debt, bud

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Todays Thrifty Bits: a dress! Brand is Joseph Ribcoff, which retails about $175-$225. This one wasn’t new with tags in the thrift store so it was cheap: $9. Still like-new condition! I also have on some wee ice cream cones to manifest lunch…

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purple is my personal favourite, but I find it so hard to find the perfect purple-red. I have...several...in my collection. lol. none of them are the perfect purple that I ran out of a few months ago and the brand discontinued the shade

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That is a GREAT colour!!!

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I did the grand reveal already! Lol. Her name is Gloria Laynor

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Well…Nova Scotia means New Scotland so you were kind of right. Lol

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Oh, I’m sure there are a bunch of people around here that machine knit (I’m in Canada, not Scotland…) but I currently have no interest. It’s rather convenient that my machines are 2200km away. Lol

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what machine did you buy? I have an LK150 back in Ontario (and a Legarre circular sock machine) but have no space for it out here....

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Phone died on the way home, also went grocery shopping, and now I’m home with my feet up and some sparkling water. 8.7km wandered today! 👍

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Free Willy!

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Tuuuuuuuurtle!

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The two big squares are successfully up now

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