Also I know I'm not as left as I like to think I am because I have really grown to despise the "holding Biden accountable" account on Twitter during this election year
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You know the media is fucking up when progressives are like "leave Joe Biden alone!"
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Can I just say it is HILARIOUS how much the DNC clearly have huge buyers remorse with Harris. Like I know she's shit but the DNC ran Biden and Hillary with their full power and support behind them and they're abysmal. How bad must Harris really be if they ran them but refuse to run her?
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So annoying that the guys that would call us Russian bots for saying a single bad thing about Biden are doing THIS just months from the election with little hope of a replacement not being suicide while we try to gently tell them this might be hurting more than it's helping to no avail
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I feel kind of bad for those restaurants because while I assume some of the food he tries is vile, I'm sure most of it is fine but it's much harder to craft a narrative when the food is good, so the food has to pretty much be amazing for that not to factor
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Sex abuse insurance
That's a thing churches can buy apparently
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Churches can buy sex abuse insurance
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Presumably that means thay ANY company can buy sex Abuse insurance
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Just end everything. We do not deserve to go on as a species
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Just throwing this out there: if a institution can afford sex abuse insurance, they can afford to pay taxes
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Like fine, write a dozen articles about how old and feeble Biden is but it looks bad and baffling when there is literally nothing similar being written about the similarly old and feeble candidate
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I feel it really should be worth noting that Trump is also really old and clearly showing signs of senility
Like with pretty much every criticism of Biden, it's also clearly true of Trump so as an argument to not vote for Biden it has legs but as a reason to vote for Trump instead it's nonsense
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I'd be down for president Bedman
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There's also this sense that not voting will send a message to the DNC that they are making bad decisions but the DNC has literally never taken that message and have gone through great pains to learn nothing from losses and just dismiss all non-voters as entitled brats that owe them their vote
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In this election I can't really shame anyone for not voting because Biden is AWFUL and has done some unforgivable things but I also am not going let anyone pretend there's anything noble about not voting or that it will literally accomplish anything. It's only positive is peace of mind
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The thing with Trump is he's mostly pretty predictable but the fact he acts according to ego maniacal narcissist sociopath logic rather than politician logic makes it so he completely flumoxes the political establishment of the country which has grown used to everyone keeping kayfabe
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Like cartoons but hornier
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The Gaiman thing has me mixed because on the one hand I do believe women and will support any efforts to escalate this but HOLY SHIT was the way this information was made public littered with huge red flags.
Basically I'm not gonna defend him at all, but also I'm not gonna post about it beyond this
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lol
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I feel the people that love Halloween have done everything in their power to wear out Halloween's welcome and make it as lame as possible and the fact that despite this Halloween still rules is a testament to how cool the holiday is
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Remember when Martin Shkreli was on trial and kept ranting on social media and the the judge was like "I can see that you know" and punished him ultra hard?
shit like that doesn't happen nearly enough. Hell the fact Trunp has mostly gone unpunished for the same shows the sweet treatment he gets
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I feel at this point the NYT is just signaling over and over again to the elites that it is on their side and it will push whatever message the elites want, journalistic integrity be dammed
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I always liked that on Children's Hospital the character with tye very fake sounding name of Kat Black was played by the even faker sounding Lake Bell
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Snowden did a great thing but he's also like an Uber Tech Bro. He was very into nfts when that was a thing and he's always been down with crypto.
I remember I unfollowed when he started retweeting Glenn Greenwald a lot and I know they have a past but man I just did not need that shit
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For years I wondered why the US doesn't change to metric and it took the highway around here changing it's numbers from something arbitrary to something useful to make me understand: it isn't worth the effort because we're used to how things are and we just don't care about the advantages
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There is also just that she appeals to people that want a woman literally made of meat
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It's not exclusive, but while the Venn diagram of artists that like to draw boobs and artists that draw characters thicc is certainly not even close to being a perfect circle, there is still significant overlap
I do think the monster half has more to do with it tho
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It's probably just if your into huge monster girls, you also like em thicc
Likely doesn't help that Falin's most defining physical characteristic outside of her eyes would probably be her feathery underboob
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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In general Nick Arcade had a Silver Monkey like effect on kids where it seemed the only kids that made it to the final stage had such a lack of understanding of how it worked that it was hard to not yell at the screen
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You'd think with this much text some of it would be bad or at least weak, but it's all pure gold
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Reminder that just because The Lincoln Project hate Trump, doesn't mean they aren't awful right-wing shit bags
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I didn't post about that recently awful lengthy Rowling post because I didn't want to put it on anyone's timeline, but if you didn't see it, this was basically it
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It was basically the tl;dr of that recent Rowling post
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Republicans: congrats, we did it. Took 2,000 tries over 10 years but orphan crushing is now legal.
Democrats: we just don't have the votes to ban orphan crushing and anyway the parliamentarian wouldn't allow it even if we did. Next year we'll do it IF we gain a supermajority and the stars align
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Where'd your beard go?
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lol
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This is how 95% of long awaited follow ups to beloved movies/series turn out
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Same
Woke up early every Saturday so I could turn on the TV in time to see those two penguins
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie
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If you see this you have to post a picture from your phone but don't explain it
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Really just saying the quiet part at a deafening volume at this point
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That's one of the things that's infuriating about the dems: they do not know how to put on a united front about anything that isn't guaranteed to pass. Like for change it takes years of pushing an idea and emphasizing that the only reason this isn't happening is the other side but less money in that
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Absolutely refuse to find out what a hawk tuah is
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You can have concerns about Biden's age, but still be absolutely appalled about editorial choices that convey the issue as more important than the Supreme Court offering a pre-emptive thumbs up to a criminal presidency
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Huge business that responds to bad reviews with a copy paste response energy
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My god this a dumb take. Sorry you're shitty business gets bad reviews. Can't imagine why people that are having a bad time with your business don't want to further interact with and likely get into an argument with you when they can just warn others you suck and move on
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Well I guess this is just reality now
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Want some examples of gravely serious names
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"What are four films you don't just dislike, you despise."
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At the time Denis Miller had an unwatchably bad show on one of the news networks and at the time he literally had a monkey that had a button that would interrupt the show to play the yell whenever the monkey pushed it
I am not making this up
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