Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅

Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:38 UTC

I mean. Maybe. There’s at least a 1/3 chance google AI tells them they can fix it by eating a small rock everyday.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:28 UTC

“Oh hey, they figured out our playbook. Dope, new plan.”

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 14:58 UTC

Apparently this is a common British usage! (I only know this because back when I Warhammered people talked about things being “over costed” and I looked it up. Because it causes me physical pain every time I see it.)

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 02:26 UTC

I mean. What if all the good legions are taken? Although I assume the next are down is individual marines.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 02:21 UTC

I just know I’m gonna end up with Brother Irrelevant. (Look! I made a football reference!)

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 00:15 UTC

I’m kinda tempted just to see if I can help push him past the point of sanity trying to keep up with the names.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 00:13 UTC

Is…is he assigning primarchs?

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:29 UTC

D’you know, it took me a minute to process that this wasn’t your game room?

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 21:13 UTC

Friends! Hordes of tiny friends with extra legs for simultaneous hugs!!

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:14 UTC

COWARDICE

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:12 UTC

…how else do you pluck nose hairs? It takes too long unless you get a bunch at a time.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 20:27 UTC

Okay but they are a reliable source of the *premium* Nextdoor drama and god help me but I love that garbage.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 19:30 UTC

Does mean it won’t break down tho.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 01:52 UTC

Mute, perhaps, and yet so very clearly saying so much.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 15:54 UTC

Update: it got worse. I’ve been sitting her for an hour and a half. They’ve been taking shifts.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 15:35 UTC

I don’t think I have ever done anything with the singular focus that Sundrop applies to chomping his murder mittens.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 15:19 UTC

😰 Looking for beans is bad enough. But when the beans find you…

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 15:16 UTC

…man. What *happened* between 2:00 and 3:00? Bean hunting is clearly a hazardous occupation, but someone has to do it.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 14:57 UTC

I’d bid. But only to show willing. I know my place; that’s a high honor.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 14:53 UTC

Hear me out: raising funds to pay the parents by selling rock throwing rights. Everyone is a winner!

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 02:54 UTC

Ugh, GREG.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 16:28 UTC

Trick question, no one looks good in purple and gold.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 16:03 UTC

Also, I mean. England.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 02:47 UTC

Earl! Both grandiose, as a high social rank, and humble, as a very blue collar name. Or Frying Pan is really good. Maybe Miles, but it’s short for MLRS.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

That 19th beer, tho. That one ain’t great.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 03:46 UTC

I’m contributing!

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 21:05 UTC

SHIP IT WE’LL FIND OUT IF THE HARDWARE IS COMPATIBLE SOON ENOUGH

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 21:02 UTC

You’re all cowards. Ship it, we’ll find it soon enough.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 02:12 UTC

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 00:59 UTC

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 00:48 UTC

What I’m hearing is that I need to make some laminated meme printouts for you to hold up. It would be way smoother if the wife had a cue that the conversation had left the lands where she can follow.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:01 UTC

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 18:49 UTC

My calendar at work is on March 2020. I’ll move it forward when the world moves forward.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 15:48 UTC

I did a thing! Look at this thing I did! There’s a cat!

youtu.be/ghkkIQtghak?...

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] May 28, 2024 at 17:41 UTC

See this is what you get for hiring IT people who aren’t furries. Just not worth it.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 15:06 UTC

Your democracy officer approves. (I don’t even own a machine that can run this game, I’m just surgically attached to the internet.)

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] May 20, 2024 at 14:47 UTC

Guys I think…I think Super Earth might be up to some ethically questionable things?

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 23:51 UTC

Honestly *someone* was gonna scam the crypto weirdos. At least this way it was someone who put in the work, y’know?

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] May 17, 2024 at 23:50 UTC

Practically a public service.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] May 16, 2024 at 02:26 UTC

(You are.)

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] May 16, 2024 at 02:18 UTC

Wasn’t easy!

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 13:37 UTC

I mean obviously the correct answer is to tune out the polls and try to improve the chances of the election not being awful but there’s nothing useful I can do right now, so ima give myself a little panic, as a treat.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 13:27 UTC

I mean. Fair enough if you mean the polling but if you mean the election then nah, I’m still up for burning the world.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 13:20 UTC

*swaps paper bag for plastic*

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 13:19 UTC

Okay yes the results of polling seem odd and yes they have been wrong in the same way for a long time but consider: I AM VERY WORRIED *breathes into paper bag*

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] May 09, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

I think we’ve conclusively established a president can serve a term without the brain power required to sign a check.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 15:22 UTC

I try to stay flexible, y’know? Take things as they come.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 13:18 UTC

…until I die. Heck. Whatever.

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 13:18 UTC

(He was placed safely on a tree after this was taken, although the dummy probably fell off and got eaten anyway.)

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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 13:17 UTC

These guys are back! Cicadas are just the most relatable little guys, even aside from their dumb little perpetually befuddled faces. I too want to sleep for seventeen years and then climb a tree and scream until they die.

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