|
they/them might be giants ☭@babadookspinoza.bsky.social |
“If only people had voted for Hillary!” I say as I pile bodies onto the corpse cart on my daily route. “If only people had voted for Hillary!” the people shout back at me, bringing out their dead. “No tip today, Isaac?” I ask my friend. “Ah, if only people had voted for Hillary!” he shrugs.
4 replies 21 reposts 163 likes
|
Eelaware
@eelaware.bsky.social
[ View ] |
this one says he's not dead
0 replies 0 reposts 5 likes
|
burnunit
@burnunit.mom
[ View ] |
bold of you to assume I and my cadre of shambolic ne’er do wells would not stop at anything to wrest control of the corpse cart market from you
0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
|
ereshkegel
@esvrld.bsky.social
[ View ] |
if only we'd had a democrat in the white house none of this would have happened 😔️
0 replies 2 reposts 15 likes
|
xtina
@normal.bsky.social
[ View ] |
if only they had pokémon went to the polls
0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes