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Eelaware

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"If you like it, it's not bad" - R. Hitchcock

Discord: monsieurlehuff

1/2 self-sabotage, 1/2 self-help

He/him. Musician playing on the East Coast, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. Leftist. #abolishthepolice #freepalestine

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Why not Connections Puzzle #391 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪

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it was excruciating being away from her when she was little!

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kid is off to her mom's for 3 weeks send memes and animals sad dad 🕯️

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The greatest guitar tone I've ever heard live - Rickenbackers through Vox amps. They sounded like archangels - 1999 Jones Beach

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T. PETTY: Somewhere somehow somebody must have kicked you around some ME: possibly, go on T. PETTY: who knows maybe you were kidnapped tied up taken away and held for ransom ME: 😳 wut

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I don't trust surveyors. They're always plotting.

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leaving a ball park frank on george washington's grave

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Dads everywhere can be subdued with pinball (Source: i am dad and this is true)

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Because your fish is on my lips being held with my knife

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🫳 😂 😘 don't do me like that

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oh no now I must cancel you 🫳 💔 😑 ❌

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They put that on this album just for you! 🫳 👂 ❤️

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The 2nd Tom Petty album is a real jam late 70s were a glorious time for guitar sounds And look at them being all moody with all that hair who's a good little rock band

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🌈✨ Wzl @ Fur-Eh🍁🏒🌲🌈✨'s avatar 🌈✨ Wzl @ Fur-Eh🍁🏒🌲🌈✨ @ibolt07.bsky.social
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tree puppy

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YEAH 😃😂 Bono-bashing does get annoying. I understand to a degree why people might find him irritating but god there's so many worse people out there. The lyrics to Achtung Baby alone forgive a multitude of sins

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Losers being the operative word Not everyone is cool enough for a dose of Vitamin Kimtamine! Ayyy 🙌

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Kuppy the rabbit and Ramu the squirrel have been the mascots for Kuppy Ramune candy since 1962.

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I mean so was he but he also signed the constitution

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Kevin Phillips-Bong, Slightly Silly Party

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Farmer Amy! Well hatted! 👏

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Thomas Fuchs 🔭🕹️'s avatar Thomas Fuchs 🔭🕹️ @thomasfuchs.at
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Certainly one of the most spectacular things in the sky, the Andromeda Galaxy as seen from my driveway.

🔭 #astrophotography

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Everyone is either a "very important pundit" or pretending to be one. I barely see any of my real friends

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Ok I deleted the Threads app like some suggested. Why is everyone over there entirely insufferable?

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"Look at me, I am the shark now"

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God bless gas station dream girl, our American heroine

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Life = too short to waste on those lukewarm to you Solution: bring a meat thermometer to all future dates

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It was a great show. I watched in my 30s and truly enjoyed it. was traveling with a Broadway show at the time and we had a group watch of the finale, 20 people crammed into a hotel room huddled around an ancient laptop lol

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Mark Twain hated the Fourth of July. He was often invited to speak at Independence Day festivities. His audiences assumed that his reliably unpatriotic remarks were tongue-in-cheek jests. But he meant that shit. 1/9

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Just now getting word that Jacob Rees-Mogg has been sealed back inside the ceremonial grandfather clock and dropped in the sea

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lol amusing the blondie song is so vastly superior though it would eat the other one, nom nom nom

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 's avatar NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social
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Nancy Panel By Ernie Bushmiller

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In Soviet Bluesky, boobs show you!

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It really is sucky. Just one in a long line of sucky things about this gig.

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Backstreet Boys? Backstreet Boys? Who's on the front street - Big Bird?

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Born down in a dead man's town The first kick I took was when I hit the ground End up like a dog that's been beat too much Till you spend half your life just covering up 🇺🇸 U-S-A! U-S-A!

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Sure ok Connections Puzzle #390 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪

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248 years ago today, Jesus gave birth to a pile of guns

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