i'm making a new app for your mobile phone that makes the great gatsby longer and more difficult to read. the words will become infectious ravings and it will inspire a terrible madness in you. your existence will become a constant waking nightmare. there will be no greater or more terrible gatsby
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biden's never going to stop with the alley cat stuff. someone chuckled softly at a rustic quip and it'll be the last memory he ever makes. his mind will deteriorate and the meaning will remain but the words will be lost and his final act will be to run on a debate stage nude screaming "street pussy"
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i'm sick of all these games where you play a small but formidable little guy who moves quickly and avoids being struck by larger enemies. i want to play as a man that is bulbous and slow, one that craves damage, welcomes it, and thrives on it. i want to laugh at the futile efforts of my tiny enemies
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been looking at some of your posts lately and i've seen neither meat nor potatoes. well listen here, buckaroo, this site is for the dinner posters, the ones that want to feast upon the ham of discourse and slake their thirst on the wine of political opinion. this is not a site for those that snack
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We have two plates in front of usโ dogshit and broccoli with little bits of dogshit on itโand they definitely came out of the same kitchen and a large # are wringing their hands over how many people donโt like dogshit at all and fuck can't we please eat literally anywhere else we had dogshit last ti
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now they should add a feature for words i always want to see. the computer should always have to tell me when somebody talks about the classic 1994 video game the horde, for example
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I hope their GDP burns in hell tbh
"Israelโs GDP plunged 19.4%:
- 26.9% drop in private consumption
- Fixed investment by businesses tumbled by 67.8%
- Exports declined by 18.3%
Palestinian resistance & steadfastness hitting Israelโs economy so bad & it wonโt be able to keep up with that"
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the numerous typos lead me to believe that this person cannot read and write in english but the conclusions they make pretty much confirm it
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the annual football game is over no more football until next year pack it up
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owning my entire family by getting them all to take the raads-r
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i think i've blocked most of the worst shitheads and anti-communists on here so i'm looking forward to getting to see tons of really dumb and bad thoughts and opinions again
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anyway now that my state is going to give me a special marker so they know who to put in a concentration camp this seems like the funniest possible time to post that i'm trans
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he would do well to not cross young women with the power of hundreds of people worth of dna
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deep in the heart of the federal reserve jerome powell shakes his head
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anyway now that my state is going to give me a special marker so they know who to put in a concentration camp this seems like the funniest possible time to post that i'm trans
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movie awards are fake please do not pay attention to them they're all fake it's a sham if you stop believing in them they'll lose their power and cease to exist they aren't real movie producers are trying to trick you
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that sucks sorry about your body and treasured object(s) i hope the people that accosted you are the victims of what would otherwise be tragic misfortunes
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i don't know where this grok word came from but i'm going to start blocking people using it for bad vocabulary
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really makes u think tho like maybe computer can do anything
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prior to the invention of the c-section babies with brains that were too large were forced to consume the mother to escape their imprisonment. many tragic successes and failures were documented
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wow that bandcamp update kind of fucked some of the smaller tags, huh?
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absolutely mind-blowing that people just listen to christmas music. they'll just turn it on and listen to it and i guess they have fun. "this really gets me in the mood for christmas," they say quietly to themselves
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blocking everyone in here suggesting "fortnightly"
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genocide supporter spotted
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also it's really interesting now to go back and see how for about two and a half seasons most of their ideas were "what if there was a terrorist"
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it's such a wild rewatch when you're in season 3 and going "damn this show did all right when they weren't fucking around" but then the season 3 finale happens and it's a one way trip to stupid town where everything just gets continually dumber until the inevitable "makes u think" ending
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i think they should remove the theft because it is immoral it should be grand auto, a celebration of the things we love to drive
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After finding out that people regularly watch 4 hour YT videos of people talking, I am starting an actual fist fight the next time someone says Lawrence of Arabia is too long.
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i can do anything with four hours i can watch two feature films or make multiple trips to the grocery store or go for a long walk no man can make me watch 4 hours of youtube guys talking about anything especially their weird personal drama
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noticing a lot of products lately
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thanks for reading will update when i get more
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gonna start a thread of some of my favorite types of websites, feel free to read for fun or if you need a break from the day or respond respectfully with your own idea's
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