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Dr. Mar. Fro.
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Bad Medical Takes@badmedicaltakes.bsky.social |
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Dr. Mar. Fro.
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Dr Chin Shady
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Always had a six week cycle. Five weeks off, one week of a living hell and murder scene. But knew exactly when I was ovulating every other cycle as I had a cyst that would burst.
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@anathema_device@bne.social
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I just bet he is a father because of this. That's what people using the rhythm method are - parents.
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Daisuki Tanuki
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ngl I’m pretty sure my cycle literally does track with the moon, but obviously I know it varies per person lol
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Sam Tarabiscoté*e 🏳️⚧️ (er/they)
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Sweet Jesus.
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OmegaMom
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If it was as simple as all that, there wouldn’t be a market for cycle-tracking apps or books about how to track your temperature. I had a 24-day cycle. Women with PCOS have cycles all over the place. The 28-day thing is an *average*.
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River (they/them)
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It's almost like the moon is a big clock that can only make a "lunar tock" sound, therefore the moon needs people like Edgar to provide the lunar tick. And he provides it in spades, apparently.
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Jeremy Parker
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Women keep their ovulation secret from men so they can get pregnant and trick their partners into becoming fathers, but men are smarter cuz they figured out they'll be safe if they just check the phase of the moon beforehand (🌕= stop, 🌑= go, 🌓= start pulling out early)
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Dharhix
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"I'm a man and I know more about your ovulation cycle than you do!," is not as good a take as you think it is. But do go on with your mansplaining. I thought we were past that... wait, no. lol
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Mooiest
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So literally all women are on their periods at the same time? All women ovulate at the same time? In a wave, across the world??
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Helen Savore (she/her)
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I swear the minute my cycle got regular and I dared to schedule leave/meetings around it - it always shifted again. I shouldn't have bothered and those days just kick my bosses in the groins and asked how could the pain be that bad?
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Unseelie Jess 😻
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If Edgar knew how many days per month I bleed, he'd burn me as a moon disregarding witch.
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Helen/Tina/Boob Punch
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I have an account over there that I only use for talking about movie tweet scheduling in a group DM. And I am going to go block Edgar on it, just for being so vocally, aggressively ignorant and wrong on main.
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Radical Ed
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Pro tip. Never tell women you know more about menstruation than they do when they are waxing gibbous
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