Unseelie Jess 😻

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 05:28 UTC

Fear and Loathing in Honeymoon in Vegas Con Air Bud

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 05:24 UTC

Wow, I have TERRIBLE taste

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 05:23 UTC

How High Noon The Lion King Ralph Murder By Death Becomes Her

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 05:21 UTC

Oh this one is excellent

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:14 UTC

Us, every time we encounter some weird shit.

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:12 UTC

If they didn't want their god (aka OUR SON) exploded (aka IMPROVED), maybe they should've been a little more respectful of other faiths (and lack thereof). Ie. don't say your god is the only god when my BFF lives inside your god (as she does in all things), especially when your house is so pretty.

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:04 UTC

This seems like more of a solution than a problem, honestly

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saintguard @saintguard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:13 UTC

We may have been gone for 3 months, but our Heart game continues to be absolutely stellar. Highlights this session include: - A typical grad student - Limb Laugh Love - A debt MLM - Blowing up a tainted avatar of the god of debt in his own grand temple

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:04 UTC

Lololol "a typical grad student"

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:52 UTC

So HotD has been approved for 4 seasons.

What do we think the final big event of this season is gonna be? I'm thinking Battle of the Gullet? But maybe we'll go all the way up to The Fall of (spoilers).... Thoughts?

#hotd #HouseOfTheDragonspoilers
#asoiaf

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Lynne M. Meyer | ☕️-fueled, autistic, witchy, spoonie @lynnemeyer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:00 UTC

Checked on Izzy as soon as I clocked out of work for the night, and he immediately snuggled into my arms. Look at his little smile!

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Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:05 UTC

chillin on the patio with a very cool cat

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Jarrod Baker @jarrodbaker.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

imagine how much great art could have been created if we took a fraction of the money spent on getting computers to make shitty art and gave it to actual artists

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Avi Henriques @legalizegoblins.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 21:50 UTC

128 Grazer resting while her cubs are safely up a tree. Being a new mom is hard work, and you can see she has new wounds on her head from defending her cubs. Grazer is an amazing mom and will challenge any bear, regardless of size, when her cubs are in danger.

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Red Scott @redscott.com
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:28 UTC

me, when asked to do something outside before 6pm

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:30 UTC

LITERALLY SAME

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:23 UTC

Also, Red, I also feel very seen as a strawberry blonde who has finally given in and started carrying a parasol everywhere in the summer. SUN BAD.

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:22 UTC

Ivan, literally ALL of them die by the time Game of Thrones takes place (unless you believe the theory that Alys is Melisandre). It's like 180 years in the past. Did you not see the point in like, Shogūn, even though you knew who would win based on history?

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Michael Tae Sweeney @mtsw.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:23 UTC

lmao FUCK THIS. Trump's Project 2025 wants to take money out of your wallet and give it to your boss

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:25 UTC

I keep hearing great and bonkers things about that show. I need to watch it

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slapstick tragedy @tiphaggard.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:55 UTC

I too believe we should hammer landlords over the head

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cait @cait.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 01:46 UTC

bitch fuck you why is it my job to pay my landlord's mortgage????????

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

Scenes from an evening walk

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:20 UTC

Adoration. 1936. flic.kr/p/o4NxEY

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:58 UTC

WTF. The electric company in Texas doesn't have a map of outages so people have been using the Whataburger App to figure out who lost power. This is like when Homer was using the Krusty Burger map when they got lost at sea.

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:09 UTC

Dang

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:08 UTC

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @sbarolo.bsky.social 5

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The Ugly Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:06 UTC

#portfolioday hi. I'm a metalworker, I make things from trash and scraps.

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:56 UTC

Happy birthday!!!

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Mith @mithmeoi.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:04 UTC

Hi, it's #portfolioday, here's some of my art. 🎨

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Judy Black @judyblackcloud.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:20 UTC

My work in progress of the cover for my newest DnD project sure is a beauty.

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:53 UTC

I love it

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:53 UTC

Beautiful work!

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Christina Bindon @christinabindon.art
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:33 UTC

*sigh, ok*
Hi, #PortfolioDay, it's me, Christina. I like painting fantasy, fan-art, silly shit & smut.
If you see this, leave a comment, I'd love to say hi!
Much love, me.

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Avi Henriques @legalizegoblins.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 03:38 UTC

Another bear cub pic to brighten your day. This is mama 505 and her frankly adorable yearling. Look at that little face 🥹

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 03:39 UTC

Ooo that's a really good point! I honestly would just love to see more of her, no matter who she is

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 02:24 UTC

Ooo, I would love it if he were Plageius or his master! But then again... that's not a story the Jedi would teach you.

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Han✨ @hannahtempler.com
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 01:25 UTC

look at this. time to scrumble

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:29 UTC

I mean, I respect his commitment

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Chris Bissette 🔪🐻 @loottheroom.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:05 UTC

No, father. You may not sleep. I am the night.

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 23:59 UTC

Woohoo!!!

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 23:24 UTC

@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @knilirabaj.bsky.social 2

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 22:57 UTC

But honestly, you should vote Biden because, if nothing else, trump will be really mad when he loses and that will be very very funny. he's not gonna be funny if he wins, he's not going to be funny at all.

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Ro Salarian @rosalarian.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:18 UTC

A comic about disability and drugs in America for #disabilitypridemonth

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

I was trying not to cry last night, meanwhile my partner was making zoomy sounds when the dragons fell out of the sky and was like "why are you sad? You read the book, so you knew this was gonna happen" Like sir, IT IS NOT THE SAME

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:47 UTC

You really see how Rhaenyra cares about Heleana when she hears the news and is like "how anyone would think I could do that to Heleana OF ALL PEOPLE" That's her baby sis! If her dad had let her be in their lives instead of shipping her off to Dragonstone... She'd be more accepted at court, too.

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:41 UTC

NEVER FORGOT THAT HIS DRAGON WAS FUCKING BALERION THE BLACK DREAD!!! If ANYBODY knew about the ridiculous power of dragons, it was Vizzy T. But everyone just dismissed him about that bc Balerion died when Vizzy was young, so they're like "he doesn't have a dragon." He had THE dragon!!!

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:40 UTC

His dad totally ignored him, his mom slapped him around, his grandad called him an idiot to his face... And then Allicent and Otto are like "look at all we did for you, why do you suck???" It's like, what else could he do??? I wonder what would've been if Rhaenyra could've been in his life more.

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:36 UTC

Alt Shift X described Vhagar as a level 100 legendary Pokemon being ridden by someone who hasn't defeated Brock and gotten his rock gym badge yet and that's why she kinda only listens to him half the time. She's like "yeah, you've got potential, but don't forget who is in charge here, kiddo"

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Unseelie Jess 😻 @unseeliejess.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:35 UTC

I mean, he also has a daughter but uh. I think he sorta forgets about her. Bc again, he sucks

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