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bakoon@bakoon.bsky.social |
i was walking along trying to take a picture of this enormous seagull flying in the sky and i cracked my knee into a fire hydrant and fell into the street. i got my ass kicked by a two foot tall stationary object. this is what stormtroopers who got fucked up by ewok felt
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local oaf
@benconneran.bsky.social
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Stay in your lane. Leave the oafing to the professionals
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Erisian Fields
@c4dger.bsky.social
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Yeah okay but did you get the shot?
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CatFrat
@catfrat.bsky.social
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I have also gotten my ass kicked by a fire hydrant. Ignore their risks at your peril
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@drpepsi.bsky.social
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Homeboy do you think the plural of Ewok is Ewok
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Rita
@minpinmom.bsky.social
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I tried to jump a fire hydrant 40 years ago, I did not succeed and my shin still hurts sometimes
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bakoon
@bakoon.bsky.social
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that seagull has been living on chipotle garbage and is big as hell. that dude has been having too much protein on the regular
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