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bakoon@bakoon.bsky.social |
mulder hanging up a phone call with scully where they discussed an alien bounty hunter, then immediately getting back to masturbating to an early 90s Hustler magazine where a lady who looks like gozer from ghostbusters pisses on a motorcycle
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Kieran
@kierbear.bsky.social
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pfft magazines? his apartment was floor to ceiling VHS porn.
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Nick 🐙
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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A cold open where the Cigarette Smoking Man is jerking it over an intimate polaroid of Jackie Kennedy before he's interrupted by a phone call telling him to take care of a Code Blue Situation (mulder has discovered a classified stash of alien porn)
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Electrichead
@electrichead.bsky.social
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This is why we loved Mulder: he's just like all of us.
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Kakotechnia
@kakotechnia.bsky.social
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Love that they made a very handsome man into a fucked up lil guy who can’t get laid
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CJ
@arsonfly.bsky.social
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Wut
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@manchurianwok.bsky.social
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Will never forgive Chris Carter for not finishing this plot line
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🇱🇷kwh🇺🇸
@kwh561.bsky.social
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another bakoon banger, a bakoonger
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Flynnparadox
@flynnparadox.bsky.social
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Do you have the issue number?
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MutantsMichael
@mutantsmichael.bsky.social
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he was really in his onanistic prime in an era before widespread internet cryptid porn, poor guy
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