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Oregon the DMπ
@oregonthedm.bsky.social
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You've heard of seasonal depression this is called depression seasoning
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Nick π@nickoctopus.bsky.social |
147 followers 210 following 1027 posts
It's me, hi, I'm the one screaming "LOG OFF", it's me He/him. I like octopi and industrial music. I do not like fascists and bigots.
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Oregon the DMπ
@oregonthedm.bsky.social
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You've heard of seasonal depression this is called depression seasoning
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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"Nick died as he lived. With sore feet, and sweating into a slightly-faded t-shirt for an obscure industrial band"
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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If what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, then unfit and always tired 46 year old me going to two 4-night long music festivals spaced a month apart in late July and August respectively will grant me near-inconceivable levels of power Or it may kill me, of course. I'll find out soonish!
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Sage π³οΈββ§οΈ
@trans.bsky.social
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The USA multiple times a year ever since Cuba became socialist in the 1960βs:
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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lmao
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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Post something red. Or not.
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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I mean it's not the _only_ criteria. The outfit involves car number plates made into shoulder armour too which I guess you're maybe not wearing on the regular but who knows in 2024 π
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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me: if I buy deliberately mismatched accessories, that will heighten the post-apocalyptic vibe of an outfit I'm putting together also me: but then I'll have to wear deliberately mismatched accessories π±
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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look all I'm saying is that if there was an extensive cave system (lava lakes and all) under my fantasy village, I simply wouldn't bury generations upon generations of the dead there because the threat of an evil necromancer move in and making it his subterranean fortress is extremely real
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Zoe Tunnell
@zoewithasword.bsky.social
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donni saphire
@donni.bsky.social
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*waves to a cat in a window* See, Mom, I told you I have friends in my neighborhood
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Sarah E. Bond
@sarahebond.bsky.social
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I may now be obsessed with the fact that freshwater crabs π¦ (Potamon fluviatile) proliferated in late Roman sewers & now archaeologists & conservationists are fighting to save these little guys as an indigenous species, who live in places like Trajanβs Forum. www.goodgoodgood.co/articles/riv...
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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I would simply not do a massive line of coke while watching West Side Story then get distracted and change to a different streaming service where a trailer for The Warriors autoplays thus giving me an incredibly dumb idea which should be taken out back and shot
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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[doing the leo pointing meme during the Gladiator 2 trailer] battlefields are now oceans
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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You should have dumped him after the first time, and name/shame so that others can avoid him if he's done it more than once. What an arse, you're better off without
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Amanda Wong
@amandawtwong.bsky.social
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My friend bought this little sugar jar and I love it so much, I must share it
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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Brokeback Monterey Jack
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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Extremely stereotypical rivethead (or cosplayer, or fetishist, that would work too) situation when I open a storage box looking for some cargo webbing I thought was in there, but instead I find a DrΓ€ger respirator that I must have bought second hand about six years ago then forgotten about!
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Emissary Of Night | ΩΩΩΩ
@diplomatofnight.com
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It is disorienting to see what the New York Times will cover with an active voice (that is demonstrably more accurate) and what it'll obscure with passive voice.
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Cats of Yore
@catsofyore.bsky.social
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I love this roly-poly happy chonklet so much. 1929. www.skinnerinc.com/auctions/250...
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Uncut Femmes
@juliagiantrat.bsky.social
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*yelling with a bullhorn* My name is Julia Uncut Femmes, I'm an agent with the Discourse Deescalation Unit, I'm here to try and resolve this without anyone else getting blocked but I need you to cooperate with me, alright? I need to see evidence that all the lowbies in the group chat are safe first.
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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Because the journalists are salivating at the prospect of getting to straight arm salute and to be able to be the bigots in cold print that they are behind closed doors
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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Rifftrax/MST3K might work, bet Sadako didn't plan for that
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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You just gotta watch a "Gen Alpha Reacts To The Ring video" thing. They get the effects, you hear them talk about it first. Win win
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Warrington-Runcorn New Town Development Plan
@warringtonruncorn.bsky.social
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UK media: relief sweeps Europe as France rejects far-right Also UK media: Nigel Farage is amazing and we love him
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hammancheez
@hammancheez.bsky.social
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German U Boat commander, through tears : I CANNOT FIND ZER PENIS
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Ray
@sireviscerate.bsky.social
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DOCTOR: You have a fatty liver. Do you know what that means? ME: Yes, you're saying it would make a scrumptious foie gras. DOCTOR: No. I mean yes, probably, but that's not the point.
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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Beard damp with nervous sweat, hoping its not my turn to be dunked on by Socrates
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Phoebe Barton π πΊπ³
@phoebebarton.bsky.social
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a) imagine what a power move it would be to show up at your AD&Dβ’ table wearing a $70 Complete Wizard Outfit 2) $70 in 1982 works out to $228 today
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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Cinema would probably set aside whole rows for dudes in cargo shorts and faded pop culture shirts. "Would sir care to bring a comfort toy into the cinema, for those emotional moments?"
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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look I don't want to be a middle-aged guy overwhelmed with emotion at the death of optimus prime in a cinema, but it could happen
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merritt k
@merrittk.com
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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
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Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
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It's crazy to think that the 80s were twenty five years ago.
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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Every crime is the perfect crime, when you are a cat
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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[Adam Curtis voice] This planet drives people insane. But to understand why, we need to understand America
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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I LIKE MR TORGUE AND EXPLOSIONS
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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oh no. I'd just managed to stop playing Vampire Survivors. Oh nooooooooooooo π
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ππ½π₯π
@carl.bsky.social
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It's cyberbullying your ass! It's typing weird slug slurs!
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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Thanks Lectern
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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okay I don't want any Americans to get mad or anything but I have some questions tuscaloosathread.com/ammunition-v...
honestly I just have some question marks
here they are:
?????????
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Paris Marx
@parismarx.bsky.social
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Googleβs emissions are up 48% in 5 years. Microsoftβs are up 30% since 2020. Those soaring figures are being driven by mass investments in data centers to power AI tools. Generative AI is a climate disaster and data center expansion must be stopped.
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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To this day, some crew members have no idea why the Chief gives them that subtle nod, or a sad shake of his head as they beam aboard
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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Of all the torments he has undergone, this is the worst.
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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"Dressing to the left today, Commander?"
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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aw, can't wait til the lil guy is wearing a cute robe and swinging a plague censer around
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Chip bitney
@fragboner.bsky.social
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It just felt right little guy was going bonkers for it
#warhammer
#skaven
#warpstoned
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Nick π
@nickoctopus.bsky.social
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[Starmer visibly drunk, swaying behind a podium] Change begins immediately! We're changing the genders of everyone in the country [press start shouting questions] Everyone! Yes, we'll force fem Farage! I make the tough decisions! [crowd noise almost drowns him out] MY FATHER WAS A TOOLMAKER! TOOLMA
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chris
@tallghost.bsky.social
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MTV, I am Werner Herzog and this is my crib. It is but temporary refuge from nature's fury. The walls were once trees. I made them traitors.
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Grudging Signup
@grudgingsignup.bsky.social
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my co-leader and I saw you from across the constituency and we really liked your vibe
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Byron C Clark
@byroncclark.bsky.social
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Kelly-Jay Keen aka Posie Parker received 196 votes in the electorate she stood for, meanwhile, this woman won the seat with over 24,000 votes
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