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Secretary of Balloon Doggies@balloondoggies.bsky.social |
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I didn't ask to be made secretary of balloon doggies the balloon doggies demanded it.
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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Finally realized Toast of Tinseltown came out without me noticing a few years back and I have to think you consulted on every name.
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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Small trashcan much easier to grab from bed
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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As someone typing this from work one without the other is disastrous
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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Really hate watching a pitcher who won't throw strikes. You have one job
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL
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Logged in here and holy shit I need democrats to have less shame and more composure like hell yeah it’s Weekend at Bernie’s and we’re gonna run the shit out of our dead President WATCH HIM WAVE [tugs at sleeve to make his arm move]
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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Also outside the major and obvious caveat of Gaza he's been the best president of my lifetime.
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He's the nominee. It's him or the other guy for president. Pretending otherwise will only hurt everyone.
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Yeah, they were fine forcing pain and misery on others until it was their turn. It would have been better if they won but my sympathy is limited
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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Started listening to big screen sports and recently heard the episode where you talked about how mad your daughter was you wouldn't let her see Barbie. Has she seen it?
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
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one of the greatest performances ever brought to television
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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Yes, I got a little angry once he said he checked the trash half heartedly and had to be prompted to check the bottom. Threw the quality of the whole search into question.
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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Don't care if it makes me an old crank but home basketball teams shouldn't wear black. It's annoying
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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Oooo new hardcore history is quite a thing to wake up to.
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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So you could be forced to write about the same thing over and over in perpetuity?
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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I know it'll be streaming before long but you owe it to yourself to see Furiosa on the big screen
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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Kids from a local college were filming with a drone at the dog park years back, a ton of dogs tried, failed and gave up. Once the pack cleared my old greyhound sauntered up and if that kid hadn't been ready to give it more height they would have lost their drone. Dog version of pro player at the Y
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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You never realize the thousands of little ways you alter your life to include your dog until you have to end their suffering. Just constant gut punches at every turn.
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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Only if one is a close friend. In that case you should use it every time they come over
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willow 🐈⬛
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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Is Scheffler going to get a pants tattoo instead of a tear drop to commemorate his time in the clink
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The last Cowboys Superbowl came one year after the Baltimore Stallions won the Grey Cup in the CFL.
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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I assume repost at all. I had certain sports people on the other site who would repost compliments or unrelated drivel and cutting that out really helped.
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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Nothing quite like trying to figure out what's wrong with your aging dog and fighting back the belief that he's almost done.
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I'm still laughing about the Tina Fey Amy Pohler cut out segment from John Mullaney's weird Netflix show.
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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Apparently this one doesn't think jelly is a condiment
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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You should have to endure a mild shock to reply all to an email.
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That and Jack Kent Cooke, and "there's a big golf tournament there so it must be important."
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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It would be a good thing to call him Soencer the next fullcast with no explanation
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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$120 for each of Maryland's 3 consecutive bowl wins over ACC teams: VaTech, NCST, and Auburn. Also employer match coming
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Holly Anderson 🍇
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It's #CharitibundiBowl Eve, brothers and sisters
Here's your game prep:
channel-6.ghost.io/the-2024-eds...
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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The real killer was the friends we made along the way
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Iowa didn't make enough hay when SC came out flat.
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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Couldn't decide what to watch so we just watched the Nice Guys again. Never a bad choice
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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Always a good day when Duke gets bounced from the tournament
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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Yes, good you've seen the Wire. No, you're not going to build a bridge to withstand getting hit by a 100k plus ton container ship. No, your pet political issue isn't the real reason behind all this. Thanks
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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I don't think this NCST Oakland ref crew is crooked, just shitty
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ArtButMakeItSports
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The Clown, by Pierre-Auguste Renoir, 1868, 📸 by @hscheinukphoto
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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The real question at the moment is whether the NCAA tournament theme will drive out the X-MEN theme that's colonized my brain
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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Couldn't decide if Cyclops making a "not" joke was because this was supposed to be 1997 or just because while a badass he's also a dork.
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Catbus
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I will never apologize for a post
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The Man of Astoria
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BLACKTHORN: Tell Toranaga-sama that they are BEATING, his ASS!! in the quote-tweets! MARIKO-SAMA: <…The Anjin wishes to express concern at the reception of your most recent posts.>
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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Big worm in both. Thought they did a good job of getting across what you need to know without going crazy on the exposition
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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Happy Ides of March
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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Always good to see Duke lose
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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LSU player's brother had a sudden realization he was about to be erased by a woman. Never seen someone that relieved to be taken away by a cop.
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The deflation when the Portuguese pilot realized the English pilot's mother being dead meant only one of them got to use your mama jokes. Magnifique
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Emily Herring
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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Plus one was always the answer
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Secretary of Balloon Doggies
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Wondered why they had a picture of her readily available enough to mistakenly attach it to this story but nope
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