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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:38 UTC

Cindarella story

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:37 UTC

He should Jiminy Glick those donuts

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 04:00 UTC

3 nipples?!

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:10 UTC

Stinky diapers in your kitchen trash? Put the bags out front to eliminate the smell.

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 14:14 UTC

Thanks for Apple link

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 22:44 UTC

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 19:50 UTC

😆

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 18:22 UTC

Malarkey. He’d tell you about a chow mein place in Scranton that closed in 1982.

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:58 UTC

Servite High must be proud

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:30 UTC

Smog ‘Dress Sexy at My my Funeral’ - “on the beach with the fireworks above us”

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:58 UTC

Began on the wiener solstice

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:57 UTC

“TRADERS” on MAGA signs

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:52 UTC

I used to party with charles78

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 23:01 UTC

I paid my light bill!

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:47 UTC

Avoiding

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:53 UTC

Community | Values | Results

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

Nobody else wants a second revolution. All in their heads, doomed.

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 20:43 UTC

😗

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 23:44 UTC

$3000 of chips

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 15:21 UTC

SC in a surprising 6-3 conservative majority decision states that Mets ownership is immune from paying the remaining 11 years of Bonilla’s contract

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 01:36 UTC

I went there immediately

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 03:08 UTC

Lilydale flood Mississippi River with Pool & Yacht closed for business.

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 16:23 UTC

I’m in wetland regulatory and this is true. Keep having to tell clients these judges ain’t scientists. Lots of uncertainty.

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 15:36 UTC

Homer Simpson ooh

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:15 UTC

Moonlight Graham

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 02:06 UTC

Rabbitgoo dog harness? More like rabbitgoo dog shit

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 21:05 UTC

Milwaukee Road Depot/Renaissance Hotel Minneapolis. (Also Rosetown American Legion in Roseville.)

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 03:13 UTC

It’s pronounced “cronk”

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 20:36 UTC

Do it

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 14:44 UTC

Cheaper than marketplace

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 22:01 UTC

3% - nice, scientific name for true pines. 97% - Penis!

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 14:54 UTC

And to talk to the dog (hopefully they have a dog)

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 01:41 UTC

Pen name

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 16:16 UTC

Raisins optional

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 01:57 UTC

I see Iron Hand McDork is in it

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 21:52 UTC

Saw 8’ boards sticking out the back of one in the rain yesterday. Those fit fine in my Honda Odyssey.

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 21:33 UTC

Internalized fear + superiority complex

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 20:19 UTC

Good candidate for not washing hands after bathroom

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 20:16 UTC

Probably tipping pitches

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 11:28 UTC

Didn’t like it enough to buy the company but fine

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 21:39 UTC

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 18:38 UTC

Good deal at Aldi on 10 lbs chubs right now

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 17:25 UTC

Vergogna🇻🇦

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 16:53 UTC

2022

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 22:09 UTC

Biggest composite character baseball player for me.

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 20:06 UTC

Who really needs to work 10 am to 3 pm anyway

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 02:47 UTC

Italian shame

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 14:41 UTC

Fabulous yellow belts for one

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 14:23 UTC

Richfield Best Buy Twins

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@banjo99.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 08, 2024 at 03:18 UTC

100+ runs 2014-2017

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