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i’m so amused by the name Phylp. good job, Bernard’s subconscious.
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The mummy man. He's got some strange powers, and some pretty powerful attacking force. • Trying to make video games • Cohost of RPG Bookclub podcast • he/him
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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i’m so amused by the name Phylp. good job, Bernard’s subconscious.
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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can you mute terms on youtube so no videos with those terms in the title get recommended. i want to mute “iceberg,” as well as every variation of “react”
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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had a dream that i badmouthed genAI and everyone warned me that i was acting like Phylp, a famous literary character i’d never heard of who was known for being a luddite. anyway Phylp was right.
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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biden’s campaign is cooked unless he steps onto the next debate stage by doing a somersault like Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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look i’ll barely even admit that Doctor Who had good parts, you think i have enough respect for british “culture” that i’m going to bother making sure i address your government officials and “knights” (whatever those are) correctly?
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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lmao at the idea that any american would give a shit about this. and, to be clear, we’re right to not give a shit about this.
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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listened to some Persona music on youtube so unfortunately my recommendations are now full of videos with titles like “Music Teacher SHITS HIS PANTS When He Hears LAST SURPRISE | Music Teacher Reacts!”
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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i accidentally clicked through on this ad my algorithm is gonna be so fucked dude
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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we talked about this on the episode of RPG Bookclub we just recorded but it’s very cute how the dating simulator you can play in Persona 3 Reload straight up has Shiori Fujisaki in it
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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if i named my Fallout 4 guy Totinos DiGiorno do you think the robot would say it
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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every single time my character’s name shows up in a voiced text box my brain fully anticipates hearing the voice actor actually say “DiGiorno-kun” or whatever
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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playing Persona 3 Reload has me thinking about how narratively pathetic Persona 4 is compared to P3 & P5. P3: Teens grappling with the terror and tragedy of both death and existence. P5: Teens rebelling against those who use power to perpetuate unjust systems. P4: Be yourself! (not weird tho!) :)
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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the funniest thing in Homestar Runner is a tie between the Brothers Chaps metatextually referring to the cast as “dumb animal characters” and homestar impersonating himself on marzipan’s answering machine that one time
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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playing Persona 3 Reload for RPG Bookclub and i love that your social links text you now! they each have a unique texting style and it’s so characterful and fun. also Maya’s extremely 2009 typing is so fucking funny now
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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sorry to be a mark but there was so much in that Nintendo Direct that i’m excited for!!! ahhhhh!!!!!
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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FANTASIAN ON CONSOLE YES YES YES
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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when we covered Persona 2 on RPG Bookclub i insisted on exclusively calling this guy Totinos
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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one thing about me is that i always name my Persona protagonist Totinos DiGiorno.
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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people on twitter are doing that “what’s the biggest small domino -> big domino effect thing in your life” prompt. got me thinking about what it’d be for me but i can’t think of anything where the big domino isn’t currently depressing lol. always striving to place a bigger, better domino though.
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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people are always like “What power would Kirby get after eating you? Like and subscribe!” but my only power is eating and that’s already what he’s good at. i’d be like one of those broom guys who does not confer any ability.
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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kinda want to learn esperanto as a bit but i feel like that’s one of the more insufferable things i could choose to do
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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“Sam, it’s me, Wakeup-Deadman. I’d like to introduce you to someone. Please meet R.R. Arman.” [S.S. Rajamouli appears and speaks with Yuri Lowenthal’s voice] “Hi, Sam.”
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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Death Stranding 3 will have a character named Wakeup-Deadman with the likeness of Rian Johnson but voiced by Nolan North.
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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I want to go the the theater and watch one of these movies every three years until Rian Johnson, Daniel Craig, or I die.
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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even though i don’t watch movies in theaters that often, i did so for both Knives Out and Glass Onion and i’ll be very sad if i can’t continue that tradition next year
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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i really hope Wake Up Dead Man comes to a theater here. seeing Glass Onion in a theater was a TREAT and i’m still mad that Netflix didn’t give it a bigger theatrical run.
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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i’m like “🙂” when i get an achievement and i sometimes strive for an achievement when it’s an enjoyable challenge, but i’m never bothered by not being able to get that platinum trophy. truly i am an Enlightened Gamer.
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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folks in the RPG Bookclub discord were talking about how video games having achievements/trophies makes them miserable and like. i’m pretty sure it’s actually desire that’s the root of this suffering.
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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i have never watched any Scott the Woz or Scott the Woz-adjacent video, i don’t even know what a Woz is, but my youtube recommendations are like half Scott the Woz
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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I know this kind of thing is shocking, but you have to understand, it was a different time. That doesn’t make it okay, though.
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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Fawful’s shtick didn’t age that well, but at least I don’t have to deal with that kind of thing in this game. Now to take a big sip of water and-
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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which Homestar Runner characters are antivax. Marzipan, obviously, but beyond that? i feel like Strong Mad listens to some podcasts that steer him that way. Bubs is definitely vaccinated but sells unvaxed blood on the black market.
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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between Metaphor: ReFantazio and Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, it seems the games that entice me most are rpgs with terrible, clunky titles
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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all the Not-E3 stuff is dumb for the most part but Expedition 33 looks awesome. i love turn-based games and weird french rpgs so this is extremely my shit.
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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The visual novel I’m working on now is pretty normal overall. But be warned that if it’s successful enough for future projects to be viable, said future projects will be insufferable bizarre nonsense.
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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i have no followers and i must post
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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i’ve got to get back to getting into Street Fighter 6
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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just beat Thousand-Year Door (2004) and wow it ends strong. i wanna play the remake but also it feels like i played a few of those chapters like three times already because of all the backtracking lol. i’ll play the remake someday.
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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i wish i were gay [Bernard remembers that he is, in fact, gay] oh hell yeah
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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I hope four of the six episodes are dedicated to Kiryu getting distracted from the high-stakes intrigue and, like, cheering up some random person who got stood up on a date or getting roped into being a dog walker.
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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i’ll do my best!
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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slept on this extremely bad idea and bad news folks: i still want to do it.
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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the show’s called RPG Bookclub, and the subseries in question is called The JRPG Canon (“jrpg” and “canon” defined loosely). feel free to send me a DM if you want to talk about it!
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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we’re kinda small time but always looking for guests for our series on the opening slices of foundational/interesting/cool role playing video games if that’s something you’d be interested in.
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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i have the absolute most idiotic idea for a visual novel to make after i finish my current visual novel and the one i have queued up after that.
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Bernard 🏳️🌈
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im gay
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