Bastard of Reality

Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:28 UTC

RIP Michael Zulli

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:09 UTC

I wish I could show Danté the riff he inspired on the anniversary of his death.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:09 UTC

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 21:58 UTC

FFS.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 19:47 UTC

I'm actually thinking of selling everything and moving to a Norwegian archipelago.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 23:26 UTC

On my friend's bench. Yes that's the real one.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 14:43 UTC

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 05:32 UTC

I ordered Sheetz, like an american.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 02:34 UTC

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:56 UTC

Not all of the jams of youth are created equal. When I hear "Would?" by Alice in Chains, I stop for a second and assess my place in the world. When I hear "Give It Away Now" by RHCP I feel like I've walked into a beer commercial.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 22:19 UTC

This is a country that buys canned water that's actually called Liquid Death. Are people still eating lead paint chips?

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 20:38 UTC

I hate summer like i hate kechup, racism and Dave Matthews Band.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 22:27 UTC

Brought in the big guns to finish our EP.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 20:28 UTC

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 09:14 UTC

Listen to Van Halen. There is no shame in it. You wouldn't feel weird about listening to the Beatles or Jimi Hendrix. Sometimes visionaries play pop music.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 07:03 UTC

Trying to fact check Stars Wars is like digging a hole in water. It's less Sci-fi than fantasy in space.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 07:01 UTC

I liked Star Trek better when it was about ideas and not Kung-Fu, sword fights and gigantic space battles.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 06:30 UTC

More recording this weekend.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 10, 2024 at 10:22 UTC

We should all have such noble friends.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 19:02 UTC

Didn't know Vince Dicola was from my home state. Congrats.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 06:59 UTC

Puerco Pibil is one of the best things I've ever eaten.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 06:56 UTC

Birds are real.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 02:44 UTC

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 02, 2024 at 22:45 UTC

Dinner went well.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 18:09 UTC

In this issue of Tiger Beat...

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 02:31 UTC

I saw Black Sabbath for the first time 27 years ago today.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 20:08 UTC

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 07:25 UTC

Yeah, no more women that think they're magic.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 06:53 UTC

This is the good part of NC.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] May 24, 2024 at 05:06 UTC

The elusive Goose of Food Lion.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] May 23, 2024 at 07:28 UTC

I'm assimilating more Roger Corman movies, because I enjoy cheap and clever. I'm watching Amazons. It has enough T+A to make Hugh Hefner blush. I would recommend Humanoids from the Deep, which is somewhat less horny and at this point, is more entertaining.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] May 14, 2024 at 18:28 UTC

I wish there was more Andrew Wood. Love rock awaits you people.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] May 13, 2024 at 05:32 UTC

Chaos reigns.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 05:11 UTC

That one is awesome. I also have a soft spot for Space Raiders.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 03:30 UTC

Roger Corman and Steve Albini in the same week!?! Vodka and Death Race 2000 it is.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 02:39 UTC

My former coworker on Sam Ash: "They even suck at closing."

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] May 10, 2024 at 19:18 UTC

!!!

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] May 10, 2024 at 19:15 UTC

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] May 08, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

High On Fire showing the mortals what's up.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] May 07, 2024 at 23:24 UTC

Bringing a sword out on stage is dorky cosplay bs unless you're Gwar.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] May 06, 2024 at 06:05 UTC

Sleep Token is just Imagine Dragons with Korn riffs grafted on.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] May 01, 2024 at 22:19 UTC

Sam Ash is closing all stores. I spent 3 miserable years there. I was successful and the job was still the worst. Turns out keeping your business model firmly rooted in 1986 isn't a good move. I feel bad for the workers, but can't wait to pick through the bones. Schadenfruede high all the way.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 28, 2024 at 06:53 UTC

This is the kinda thing you get to eat on your birthday.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 26, 2024 at 20:09 UTC

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 26, 2024 at 12:33 UTC

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 26, 2024 at 06:35 UTC

Why are so many of my dreams in malls?

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 22, 2024 at 10:26 UTC

We had to open the show a little after 6. I couldn't use my pedal board. My drummer was enraged at his other band. We sold more t-shirts than anyone.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 21, 2024 at 04:15 UTC

Flows like the wind through a horse's hair.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 17, 2024 at 13:04 UTC

Nice chick at the garage had this sweet dude. He's 8 weeks old.

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Bastard of Reality @bastardofrealit.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 08:44 UTC

Did I just see Dirty Walt from Fishbone in Predator 2?

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