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Beccas can't be choosers

@beccanical.bsky.social

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Australian trans woman, useless bisexual, leftist, shitposter, publicly a poet, secretly hot (she/her)


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i think a ghost is plucking my nerves like a banjo and that's why i get these random pains. it's this mischievous little spirit (complimentary) who i fucking loathe (derogatory)

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BBC stands for British Bourgeois Crying

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"We must treat everyone to the best of our ability!" stops mattering to doctors real quick when it's abortion or transition or pain

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doctors love to be like "I must treat this Nazi because I took an oath" and then call a chronic pain patient "drug-seeking" and send them home with ibuprofen

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also bird with little hat, to complete the trifecta

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i support dog with hoodie and cat with bow tie. i would die for dog with hoodie and cat with bow tie

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be girl to nice penis

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american politicians calling each other senile & unfit for their position

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pronouns: he/they're what's for breakfast

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it/its critter whose superpower is that saying "fuhgeddaboudit" causes people to forget about it

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... this is depressingly true to my experience

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i have a penchant for pen chants

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a thing i really appreciate in good third-person limited stories is when the author captures the interiority of the viewpoint character without bogging down the prose it can be a hard balance to strike, but done well it's extraordinary

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I mean, it's niche genre fiction and it's likely written by people very early in their writing journey, it feels way too mean to call them out for the crime of bad writing (if I was writing a review I would try to be constructive) I'd call out bigotry for sure though, I am forever a bigot-hater

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i'm ofc not going to call out any stories or authors in particular (they're almost certainly not on bsky anyway) but i need to vent about this it's so frustrating to see a story with 4.5 stars that's written like the author glimpsed a future where they could cause me, specifically, an aneurysm

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i hate when i see a story get recommended over & over and i can barely get through three chapters without wanting to strangle the protagonist and the author that cursed this world with their existence not to mention the writing. oh god some people have such low standards for genre fiction writing

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Australia has a great disability pension where if your disability is expected to be treated sometime in the next 2 years then you don't qualify surely, you ask, there must be a different sort of payment to cover that period of up to 2 years? nope!

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by age 30 you should have a friend group where if you hold your hand out and say "scalpel" they put a scalpel in it. maybe mop the sweat off your brow and such too

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i don't know if i have fibromyalgia but my gp has floated it as a possibility more than once and it'd make a lot of sense

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fibro *my* algia? it's more likely than you think

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women love to have mystery pains. women cannot get enough of the -algias

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mashup of Down With the Sickness and Pacman's waka-waka

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all the groupchats & drama & abuse to gain a fraction of the influence of the guys who barely even remember these sites even exist

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one thing i do love about social media is that you'll have people who think of themselves as machiavellian manipulators and they will never have one hundredth the followers of a guy who is good at sports and logs on every 12 months to post "just had a great hotdog, i love chicago"

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in australia getting your provisional driver's licence is called "getting [one's] L's", a custom many australians embrace by getting L's their whole life

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The quotes from sf writer Ted Chiang are GOLD

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the trick to writing a good one-liner is to stop at the end of the sentence

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behemoth gotta be my favourite moth

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people will say "i'm beginning to smell a rat" like okay but did the rat smell you? let's get their opinion, or is this just a one-sided judgement session?

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Policies to help everyone. Monsters.

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does anyone else find it fucking wild that the US is exporting terrorists to bring down Cuba? like it wasn't enough to do sanctions and CIA subversion and all the other shit, they're essentially mobilising *private citizens* to join in

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imdb describing a dream i had

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imdb describing a dream i had

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what do you mean i am also 'thee'? that doesn't even make sense, dost thou hear thyself?

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you, a fool: *sending to know for whom the bell tolls* 😟 me, a genius: *knowing it tolls for thee* 😏

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2.4 billion years of not worrying about the future (because it no longer exists) would fix me

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time loop story where instead of achieving any personal growth the protagonist just nails down a perfect head empty hedonic pattern and does that for a few billion years

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great combo of uncanny valley + would be weird af even if it wasn't uncanny, 10/10 curses here it's either a "you have to get someone else to take them from you" deal or it's "you have to throw them into a volcano" and you won't know which until you try

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every friend group's got that one person who am become death the destroyer of worlds 😂 if you don't know which one it is, it's you 🤣🤣

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asmr videos let us briefly indulge in the fantasy of a world where people care about our sensory experience

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it's science

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*pointing out the hypocrisy of people who know no shame* heh, there's no coming back from -that- goof, buddy! you're done-zo

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being given money is a mental health treatment

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what do you mean "a hawk tuah isn't a boston birdwatching day trip"? did i end up in the bad timeline *again*??

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they're such clever birds!

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my favourite is when animals talk to people. so true little guy, so true!

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crows are having a natter outside my house and i think that's great. i love it when animals are yelling animatedly crows do discourse better than humans and i won't hear any disagreement on this issue

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no babe i would never lie to you. i would only ever lie to myself and so poison all the truths i share with you, babe

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on that "i think therefore head hurmt 😖" shit. on that brain ouchie grindset

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